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1. wear them house slippers into the grocery store!!

2. come to the club 7 months pregnant!!

3. dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the

stoplight!!

4.get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic fingernails!!

YUCK!!

5.give me a pager number when I just gave you my home

number!!

6. bring them kids in the Laundromat dirty with no shoes on

and you all fresh, dolled up smelling like DKNY (perfume)!!

7. think that when I said "Do you want something" from the

concession stand, I meant popcorn, drink, candy, AND nachos!!

8. get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did

& a nice outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH

under them braids!!

9. put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra

Medium tank top! EWWW!!

10. stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell

phone so we could see you use it. I know you couldn't hear

anybody!!

11. come to the party with nothing and then got mad when

they ran out of drinks and food.

12. wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had

on last week!!

13. No you didn't clean those chitlins in your bathtub.

14. buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and

still asking your mom to help you with the rent!!

15. use my good shoe to kill that roach in your Section 8

house!!

16. purposely not shave your underarms and wear that sun

dress!!

17. wear them open toe mules and let your big toe touch

the ground!!

18. let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay your

cell phone bill!!

19. turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you got a

bus pass!!!

and lastly.....

20. take 75 dollars worth of food stamps

out of your 350 Coach bag!!

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