Official Maze Closing Rumours Hot Line!

[funketeer]

Ok...if anyone has the truth about this rumour...clear things up

peace

Funk:cool:

[tranzwhore]

Stay Tuned for Tomorrows Episode...when the OFFICIAL Maze

Is/Isn't Closing Statement is released

[sunnyhost]

Originally posted by funketeer

Ok...if anyone has the truth about this rumour...clear things up

peace

Funk:cool:

Aw boo...I thought ur original post was much better than this!!!

[funketeer]

Originally posted by sunnyhost

Aw boo...I thought ur original post was much better than this!!!

Thanks Sunny, I'm glad you were one of the seventeen lucky readers...I usually erase some of my best posts...I'm crazy like that, what can I say?

peace

Funk

ps. truth will always prevail!

[mrjoebudious]

I liked your other one too funk. very well done.

[sunnyhost]

Originally posted by mrjoebudious

I liked your other one too funk. very well done.

Yup!

I think we motion 4 u 2 bring it back Funk;)

[pod]

Last time I checked, they were in it for the long haul.

[funketeer]

Originally posted by sunnyhost

Yup!

I think we motion 4 u 2 bring it back Funk;)

This is roughly what I wrote (back by popular demand)

I started a thread today entitled "New Promoters Of Maze" and it was first meant to be a politically incorrect joke which had nothing to do with the actual club Maze...I erased it right after for reasons I do not have to explain to anyone, much less the promoters of Fridays@Maze...give me a break! For one thing...I have my Fridays activities covered and they do not include Maze...never...ever!

I was the first one to be surprised by the sudden replies to the thread which all pointed to Maze being shut down...I was kind of busy at the time, still at work...and I thought to myself DAMN! I loved Maze's infrastructure since the moment I set foot on that dancefloor and I'm an Aquabooty regular, so the last thing that I want to see is Maze go down...I wish nothing but success to everyone in general and I'm not one to enjoy someone else's misfortune nor defeat...I know better than to fuck with karma...not me...no way!

You know what sucks? I was kind of confused at first, because, for a moment I felt somewhat guilty of starting a thread that took such a negative turn, but nevertheless clear in my concience because I knew I hadn't started the rumour of Maze's closing myself...as it turns out, it was everybody's darling Saleen...what a charmer, that guy.

What really pissed me off was to get a negative PM from a Fridays@Maze promoter whom I've never met and I'm not really looking forward to...I found it an invasion of privacy, a lack of professionalism and what's worst, I felt I was being overpowered and I do not appretiate that from anyone, ever...I understand the passion and the agressiveness of a promoter because I've promoted clubs for years myself, but let me make myself clear...I, like probably many on this board, will never support a party which has no leadership or knowhow of costumer service or public relations expertise, I'm spoiled like that.

From here on, I'm not going to try and remember what I first wrote, it will the same message though.

Big party...big club...it doesn't matter...you still have to be careful with the way you manage yourself, even more so when more to loose is at stake...trust me, there's a moral to this story...If you do not enjoy the principal attributes a club promoter should have, which in my opinion are: charm, personality and good manners...then you are still green and have lots of experience to gather...I chose to erase this post at first but in respect to Joe and Sunny who both wanted it back...here it is...trust me, I don't care who you are, who you know and certainly do not have any interest on your success or defeat...that is only up to you and you will be the only one to prove to all of us if you have the right stuff or not...no hard feelings from the Funk, I hope I didn't sound too patronizing, it was not my intention...or was it?

peace and chicken grease

Funk

ps: Livin' la drama loca, livin' la drama loca!

[pod]

He should have given you 50 bones for at least drawing attention to his club

[funketeer]

Originally posted by pod

He should have given you 50 bones for at least drawing attention to his club

That's what I'm saying...checks and money orders are honored

[sunnyhost]

Originally posted by funketeer

This is roughly what I wrote (back by popular demand)

I started a thread today entitled "New Promoters Of Maze" and it was first meant to be a politically incorrect joke which had nothing to do with the actual club Maze...I erased it right after for reasons I do not have to explain to anyone, much less the promoters of Fridays@Maze...give me a break! For one thing...I have my Fridays activities covered and they do not include Maze...never...ever!

I was the first one to be surprised by the sudden replies to the thread which all pointed to Maze being shut down...I was kind of busy at the time, still at work...and I thought to myself DAMN! I loved Maze's infrastructure since the moment I set foot on that dancefloor and I'm an Aquabooty regular, so the last thing that I want to see is Maze go down...I wish nothing but success to everyone in general and I'm not one to enjoy someone else's misfortune nor defeat...I know better than to fuck with karma...not me...no way!

You know what sucks? I was kind of confused at first, because, for a moment I felt somewhat guilty of starting a thread that took such a negative turn, but nevertheless clear in my concience because I knew I hadn't started the rumour of Maze's closing myself...as it turns out, it was everybody's darling Saleen...what a charmer, that guy.

What really pissed me off was to get a negative PM from a Fridays@Maze promoter whom I've never met and I'm not really looking forward to...I found it an invasion of privacy, a lack of professionalism and what's worst, I felt I was being overpowered and I do not appretiate that from anyone, ever...I understand the passion and the agressiveness of a promoter because I've promoted clubs for years myself, but let me make myself clear...I, like probably many on this board, will never support a party which has no leadership or knowhow of costumer service or public relations expertise, I'm spoiled like that.

From here on, I'm not going to try and remember what I first wrote, it will the same message though.

Big party...big club...it doesn't matter...you still have to be careful with the way you manage yourself, even more so when more to loose is at stake...trust me, there's a moral to this story...If you do not enjoy the principal attributes a club promoter should have, which in my opinion are: charm, personality and good manners...then you are still green and have lots of experience to gather...I chose to erase this post at first but in respect to Joe and Sunny who both wanted it back...here it is...trust me, I don't care who you are, who you know and certainly do not have any interest on your success or defeat...that is only up to you and you will be the only one to prove to all of us if you have the right stuff or not...no hard feelings from the Funk, I hope I didn't sound too patronizing, it was not my intention...or was it?

peace and chicken grease

Funk

ps: Livin' la drama loca, livin' la drama loca!

There ya go! Atta boy:D Back to the original!

[funketeer]

Originally posted by sunnyhost

There ya go! Atta boy:D Back to the original!

[milano]

Originally posted by funketeer

This is roughly what I wrote (back by popular demand)

I started a thread today entitled "New Promoters Of Maze" and it was first meant to be a politically incorrect joke which had nothing to do with the actual club Maze...I erased it right after for reasons I do not have to explain to anyone, much less the promoters of Fridays@Maze...give me a break! For one thing...I have my Fridays activities covered and they do not include Maze...never...ever!

I was the first one to be surprised by the sudden replies to the thread which all pointed to Maze being shut down...I was kind of busy at the time, still at work...and I thought to myself DAMN! I loved Maze's infrastructure since the moment I set foot on that dancefloor and I'm an Aquabooty regular, so the last thing that I want to see is Maze go down...I wish nothing but success to everyone in general and I'm not one to enjoy someone else's misfortune nor defeat...I know better than to fuck with karma...not me...no way!

You know what sucks? I was kind of confused at first, because, for a moment I felt somewhat guilty of starting a thread that took such a negative turn, but nevertheless clear in my concience because I knew I hadn't started the rumour of Maze's closing myself...as it turns out, it was everybody's darling Saleen...what a charmer, that guy.

What really pissed me off was to get a negative PM from a Fridays@Maze promoter whom I've never met and I'm not really looking forward to...I found it an invasion of privacy, a lack of professionalism and what's worst, I felt I was being overpowered and I do not appretiate that from anyone, ever...I understand the passion and the agressiveness of a promoter because I've promoted clubs for years myself, but let me make myself clear...I, like probably many on this board, will never support a party which has no leadership or knowhow of costumer service or public relations expertise, I'm spoiled like that.

From here on, I'm not going to try and remember what I first wrote, it will the same message though.

Big party...big club...it doesn't matter...you still have to be careful with the way you manage yourself, even more so when more to loose is at stake...trust me, there's a moral to this story...If you do not enjoy the principal attributes a club promoter should have, which in my opinion are: charm, personality and good manners...then you are still green and have lots of experience to gather...I chose to erase this post at first but in respect to Joe and Sunny who both wanted it back...here it is...trust me, I don't care who you are, who you know and certainly do not have any interest on your success or defeat...that is only up to you and you will be the only one to prove to all of us if you have the right stuff or not...no hard feelings from the Funk, I hope I didn't sound too patronizing, it was not my intention...or was it?

peace and chicken grease

Funk

ps: Livin' la drama loca, livin' la drama loca!

:eek:

Where is that thread??? :confused:

It disappeared?

[funketeer]

Originally posted by milano

:eek:

Where is that thread??? :confused:

It disappeared?

It has been moved to the "Promotions" section...that's me "Funketeer The Promotor"

[milano]

Originally posted by funketeer

It has been moved to the "Promotions" section...that's me "Funketeer The Promotor"

Thank you. I searched the drama board and couldn't find it.

[funketeer]

Originally posted by milano

Thank you. I searched the drama board and couldn't find it.

It would have been my first induction into the drama board...I guess I'm not dramatic enough!

[milano]

Originally posted by funketeer

It would have been my first induction into the drama board...I guess I'm not dramatic enough!

:laugh: Yur funny bro! :laugh:

BTW, thank you.

[funketeer]

Originally posted by milano

:laugh: Yur funny bro! :laugh:

BTW, thank you.

[dgrutman]

THE RALEIGH HOTEL

Tuesday March 18th 3PM-1AM

King Street Sounds 10 Year Anniversary with XLR8R Magazine and CODA Magazine

“Official WMC Welcoming Partyâ€

DJ line up-

1. David Morales

2. Tony Humphries

3. Kerri Chandler

4. BLAZE

5. Dennis Ferrer

6. Danny Krivit

7. DJ Turbo (Japan)

8. Matthias Heilbron

9. Frederic Messent (CODA Magazine, Paris, France) with Miles Davis percussionist

10. Ananda Project Experience

11. Marlon D & The Househedz

Live Performances:

• Lady Alma (aka Alma Horton) + full band

• E-Man

• Kenny Bobien & Stephanie Cooke

• Ananda Project

Thursday March 20th – 12am-7pm

Wax Records, Syntax, Deepfunk Records and 6400

DJ line up:

Doc Martin

Dj Sneak

Hipp-e

Halo

Joeski

Onionz

Yousef

Inside at the Raleigh

Deep Funk Records

Dj line up:

Mark Grant

East Coast Boogiemen

Lawnchair Generals

The Rhythm Slaves (live PA)

Dave Parker & Craig Law

Thursday 7pm-2am

Lotus Party NYC

Dj line up:

Pete Tong

Stephane Pompagnouc

The Lotus NYC party with Pete Tong and Stepahane Pompagnouc (Hotel Costes). The worlds top fashionistas, glitterati and music industry VIPs will converge on for an all night affair featuring the only extended set performance of legendary DJ/Producer Pete Tong (Essential, FFFR) during the Conference, combined with the world-famous Hotel Costes resident DJ Stephane Pompagnoc spinning down-tempo in the indoor areas of the venue. Now in its 5th year, the Lotus event has year-after-year garnered the top press coverage and celebrity attendance of all the Conference events.

Friday March 21st- Daytime 12pm-5pm

Playboy Magazine & Playboy Records

CD Release Party “chill at the Playboy Mansionâ€

Playboy.com Poolside Fashion Show

Dj line up:

Chris Coco

Others TBA

Hosted by playmates and of coarse lots of bunnies

Friday March 21st –Evening 5pm-1am

Invite you to experience the sounds of:

Dj line up:

1. Scumfrog (David Bowie and Kylie Minogue's producer)

2. Voodoo & Serrano (residents at Club Space/Ibiza)

3. TelepopMusik (currently on the Mitsubishi national campaign commercial)

4. Dimitri from paris

Saturday March 22nd- 2pm-1am

SEASUNSEX FESTIVAL

3 AREA'S WITH THE MOST EXCITING ADULT ENTERTAINMENT OF AMSTERDAM.

peace love & happiness beach

sex, trance & techno area

lounge. leisure, & comfort zone

MARCELLO

MAR Y SOL

100% ISIS

BRIAN S.

NICK K

MATHEW DEKAY (uk)

HALO & HIPP-e (usa)

RENE VIDAL

ANNEMIEK

JACKY

Micha Klein (Vj)

and more to come………

TANTRA RESTAURANT & LOUNGE

Tuesday March 18th, 2003

Candela Bar

DJ LINE UP:

Loco 12

Chris Brann (aka: P'tahh)

Valida

John Arnold

John Beltran

Osunlade

WEDNESDAY MARCH 19TH, 2003

DEEP FROM LA

MARQUES WYATT

KING BRITT

MARK FARINA

THURSDAY MARCH 20TH, 2003

VIKTER DUPLAX CD RELEASE PARTY

PRESENTED BY HOLLYWOOD RECORDS (DISNEY)

QUEST LOVE

JAZZY JEFF

VIKTER DUPLEX

FRIDAY MARCH 21ST, 2003

FASHION WEEK OF THE AMERICAS PARTY

WITH GROOVEFIRE

*every designer, model, and sponsor of Fashion Week of The Americas

The New Era of House: Rising house music stars Groovefire bring their ultrasexy fusion of funky, latin, tribal and progressive house music to South Beach's chic dance lounge Tantra.

SATURDAY MARCH 22ND, 2003

DJ HEATHERS COMPILATION CD RELEASE PARTY

ALONG WITH DJ’S

Luke Mckeehan (Nordic Trax)

Gavin Froome (performing live)

Paul Craven (On The One)

JT Donaldson

Andrew Macari

Morgan Page

Dino&Terry

Capital A (2000 Black/Jazzanova)

Toshio Matsuura (United Future Organization)

GODDESS WMC SCHEDULE

Tuesday March 18th

COMPOST PARTY

Trüby Trio

Peter Kruder (Voom:Voom)

Kyoto Jazz Massive

Rima

Darshan Jesrani (Metro Area)

Michael Reinboth (FSOJ)

plus surprise guests...

Wednesday March 19th

FUTURE PARTY WITH AXIS MUSIC

PRESENTED BY TRIPLE FIVE SOUL

Vikter Duplaix,

DJ Spinna,

Jazzy Jeff,

Charlie Dark, DJ Muro,

Rich Medina,

Pete from BBE Percussion by Local 12.

Special Live Guest - SPACEK

Thursday March 20th, 2003

Ocean Pacific Classics

Presents

BPM Magazine with sounds by

OM RECORDS

Room 1

Mark Farina

Marques Wyatt

Afro-Mystik (LIVE)

King Britt

Kaskade

Andy Caldwell

Room 2

Fred Everything

Johnny Fiasco

King Kooba

John Howard

J Boogie

Rithma

& more….

Friday March 21st, 2003

6400 PARTY WITH SYNTAX

Hipp-e

Halo

Onionz

Joeski

Yousef

Room 2

Djulz(France)

Cricco Castelli(Milk2Sugars)

Master D(Elecrik Soul)

Ody Roc(NY)

Saturday March 22

WAX RECORDS

doc martin (wax, classic, westbound, la)

halo (bleum, recordings, siesta, sd)

buck (leaf recordings, siesta, bleum, la)

little chris (wax, westbound, la)

juan nuñez (wax, westbound, la)

tony watson (wax, mekanic, la)

[milano]

Originally posted by dgrutman

THE RALEIGH HOTEL

Tuesday March 18th 3PM-1AM

King Street Sounds 10 Year Anniversary with XLR8R Magazine and CODA Magazine

“Official WMC Welcoming Party”

DJ line up-

1. David Morales

2. Tony Humphries

3. Kerri Chandler

4. BLAZE

5. Dennis Ferrer

6. Danny Krivit

7. DJ Turbo (Japan)

8. Matthias Heilbron

9. Frederic Messent (CODA Magazine, Paris, France) with Miles Davis percussionist

10. Ananda Project Experience

11. Marlon D & The Househedz

Live Performances:

• Lady Alma (aka Alma Horton) + full band

• E-Man

• Kenny Bobien & Stephanie Cooke

• Ananda Project

Thursday March 20th – 12am-7pm

Wax Records, Syntax, Deepfunk Records and 6400

DJ line up:

Doc Martin

Dj Sneak

Hipp-e

Halo

Joeski

Onionz

Yousef

Inside at the Raleigh

Deep Funk Records

Dj line up:

Mark Grant

East Coast Boogiemen

Lawnchair Generals

The Rhythm Slaves (live PA)

Dave Parker & Craig Law

Thursday 7pm-2am

Lotus Party NYC

Dj line up:

Pete Tong

Stephane Pompagnouc

The Lotus NYC party with Pete Tong and Stepahane Pompagnouc (Hotel Costes). The worlds top fashionistas, glitterati and music industry VIPs will converge on for an all night affair featuring the only extended set performance of legendary DJ/Producer Pete Tong (Essential, FFFR) during the Conference, combined with the world-famous Hotel Costes resident DJ Stephane Pompagnoc spinning down-tempo in the indoor areas of the venue. Now in its 5th year, the Lotus event has year-after-year garnered the top press coverage and celebrity attendance of all the Conference events.

Friday March 21st- Daytime 12pm-5pm

Playboy Magazine & Playboy Records

CD Release Party “chill at the Playboy Mansion”

Playboy.com Poolside Fashion Show

Dj line up:

Chris Coco

Others TBA

Hosted by playmates and of coarse lots of bunnies

Friday March 21st –Evening 5pm-1am

Invite you to experience the sounds of:

Dj line up:

1. Scumfrog (David Bowie and Kylie Minogue's producer)

2. Voodoo & Serrano (residents at Club Space/Ibiza)

3. TelepopMusik (currently on the Mitsubishi national campaign commercial)

4. Dimitri from paris

Saturday March 22nd- 2pm-1am

SEASUNSEX FESTIVAL

3 AREA'S WITH THE MOST EXCITING ADULT ENTERTAINMENT OF AMSTERDAM.

peace love & happiness beach

sex, trance & techno area

lounge. leisure, & comfort zone

MARCELLO

MAR Y SOL

100% ISIS

BRIAN S.

NICK K

MATHEW DEKAY (uk)

HALO & HIPP-e (usa)

RENE VIDAL

ANNEMIEK

JACKY

Micha Klein (Vj)

and more to come………

TANTRA RESTAURANT & LOUNGE

Tuesday March 18th, 2003

Candela Bar

DJ LINE UP:

Loco 12

Chris Brann (aka: P'tahh)

Valida

John Arnold

John Beltran

Osunlade

WEDNESDAY MARCH 19TH, 2003

DEEP FROM LA

MARQUES WYATT

KING BRITT

MARK FARINA

THURSDAY MARCH 20TH, 2003

VIKTER DUPLAX CD RELEASE PARTY

PRESENTED BY HOLLYWOOD RECORDS (DISNEY)

QUEST LOVE

JAZZY JEFF

VIKTER DUPLEX

FRIDAY MARCH 21ST, 2003

FASHION WEEK OF THE AMERICAS PARTY

WITH GROOVEFIRE

*every designer, model, and sponsor of Fashion Week of The Americas

The New Era of House: Rising house music stars Groovefire bring their ultrasexy fusion of funky, latin, tribal and progressive house music to South Beach's chic dance lounge Tantra.

SATURDAY MARCH 22ND, 2003

DJ HEATHERS COMPILATION CD RELEASE PARTY

ALONG WITH DJ’S

Luke Mckeehan (Nordic Trax)

Gavin Froome (performing live)

Paul Craven (On The One)

JT Donaldson

Andrew Macari

Morgan Page

Dino&Terry

Capital A (2000 Black/Jazzanova)

Toshio Matsuura (United Future Organization)

GODDESS WMC SCHEDULE

Tuesday March 18th

COMPOST PARTY

Trüby Trio

Peter Kruder (Voom:Voom)

Kyoto Jazz Massive

Rima

Darshan Jesrani (Metro Area)

Michael Reinboth (FSOJ)

plus surprise guests...

Wednesday March 19th

FUTURE PARTY WITH AXIS MUSIC

PRESENTED BY TRIPLE FIVE SOUL

Vikter Duplaix,

DJ Spinna,

Jazzy Jeff,

Charlie Dark, DJ Muro,

Rich Medina,

Pete from BBE Percussion by Local 12.

Special Live Guest - SPACEK

Thursday March 20th, 2003

Ocean Pacific Classics

Presents

BPM Magazine with sounds by

OM RECORDS

Room 1

Mark Farina

Marques Wyatt

Afro-Mystik (LIVE)

King Britt

Kaskade

Andy Caldwell

Room 2

Fred Everything

Johnny Fiasco

King Kooba

John Howard

J Boogie

Rithma

& more….

Friday March 21st, 2003

6400 PARTY WITH SYNTAX

Hipp-e

Halo

Onionz

Joeski

Yousef

Room 2

Djulz(France)

Cricco Castelli(Milk2Sugars)

Master D(Elecrik Soul)

Ody Roc(NY)

Saturday March 22

WAX RECORDS

doc martin (wax, classic, westbound, la)

halo (bleum, recordings, siesta, sd)

buck (leaf recordings, siesta, bleum, la)

little chris (wax, westbound, la)

juan nuñez (wax, westbound, la)

tony watson (wax, mekanic, la)

Thread highjacking??? :laugh:

It's a cool thread to do it. :D

[funketeer]

Hijacking in progress, please step away from this thread or pay the consequences...hum...beotch!

[dgrutman]

i thought so, thanks for the feedback

[milano]

Originally posted by funketeer

Hijacking in progress, please step away from this thread or pay the consequences...hum...beotch!

:laugh:

[dgrutman]

since maze was getting all this free exposure, i thought why not and jump on the wagon. i know it was wrong and shameless.

sorry it was a short commercial and now back to the drama

[funketeer]

Originally posted by dgrutman

since maze was getting all this free exposure, i thought why not and jump on the wagon. i know it was wrong and shameless.

sorry it was a short commercial and now back to the drama

Haven't you heard??? Wrong is in and right is out...be fashionably wrong!