aim4night Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 What Religion Is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Baptist definaltley ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 lolim catholic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 i think mine would bea 34 DDbut id need to wear it with the cups pushed in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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