kramadas Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 > Michael the Dragon Slayer was an official in King> Arthur's court. He had a long standing obsession to> nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but> he knew the penalty for this would be death.> > One day he revealed his secret desire to his> colleague, Haratio the Physician, who was the King's> chief doctor. Haratio exclaimed that he could arrange> for Michael the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire,> but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.> Without a pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily> agreed to have Haratio the Physician arrange it and> that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the> chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.> > The next day, Haratio made a batch of itching powder> and poured a little bit into the Queen's massive> brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she> dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon> being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this> incident, Haratio the Physician informed the King and> Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four> hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests> had shown that only the saliva of Michael the Dragon> Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch. > King Arthur quickly summoned Michael. Haratio> thehysician then slipped Michael the Dragon Slayer> the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly> put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,> worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and> magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was> eventually relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer> left satisfied and as a hero.> > Upon returning to his chamber, Michael the Dragon> Slayer found Haratio the Physician demanding his> payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now> satisfied, Michael the Dragon Slayer could have cared> less, and -- knowing that Haratio the Physician could> never report this matter to the King -- shooed him> away with no payment made. > The next day, Haratio the Physician slipped a massive> dose of the same itching powder into King Arthur's> underwear. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the> Dragon Slayer...> > MORAL OF THE STORY:> Pay your bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 did you get this joke from insomniac77? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by cookiegirl did you get this joke from insomniac77? Lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster1981 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Hahaha.. That's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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