funketeer Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutv Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Picture yourself in a boat on a riverWith tangerine trees and marmalade skies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by absolutv Picture yourself in a boat on a riverWith tangerine trees and marmalade skies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 "wipping the dust of the keyboard and monitor..."hum... hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by nexusgroove "wipping the dust of the keyboard and monitor..."hum... hello. This one goes out to Tarik Asis...yeay...whatup...Tarik Asis is in the mdafacking hizouze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutv Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 this post is week..not to mention gay too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Hey D7, ever since u got Mod on CP, u haven't comeout to play.....whats the deal...Corporate america got u?have a Funk:laugh: teer day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 How about that Sandycheek starting an imposter Attn Digital7 thread? For a girl, Sandy sure has big balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 lol .. accept NO IMITATIONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by digital7 lol .. accept NO IMITATIONS! I was going to file suit for copyright infringement but I chose to be benevolent instead and grant Sandycheek the benefit of the doubt.Homey don't play that!!! Funketeer :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I say,................... file the damn case !!!!!!Sir, excuse me, sir.... we have an imposter on the board, hello Sir,, I'm talking to u.. we need to take action, Sir.. Please look my way... Sir... I repeat we have an imposter on CP trying to start up D7 threads, Sir.... hello, I'm not a freeking ghost u know.... helllo Mr. Gov. official.... I''m talkng to u...Are we on TV..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 By Herbert KornfeldAccounts Receivable Supervisor Writes:YO, waaasssuuup, baby? H-Dog is back, and don't nobody fuck with this BAD ASS. You wanna fuck me, motherfucker? You gonna wish you didn't. 'Cause I the Accounts Receivable supervisor of Midstate Office Supply, and I AM a cold-blooded badass motherfucker, and if you fuck with me I'll go stone cold crazy on your ass.Like that motherfucker Steve Englebreiter of Associated Publishing House. Asshole thought he could postdate his goddamn check on a bill that was overdue for nearly a month and a half. I caught it right before we was ready to deposit it. Don't tell me it was no mistake; cocksucker knew what he was doing all along. Know what I did? Sent the goddamn thing right back along with a note saying we be passing his account along to a collection agency in two weeks if his bitch ass didn't pay up.Now, legally, we only supposed to notify our collection agency after 90 days, not a month and a half. But I didn't have to tell thefool that. Three days later cocksucker sends us a cashier's check via overnight mail for the full amount. Ain't nobody fucks with my badass self.Or take that ol' bitch Mildred Fladner who's always callin' up, bitchin' about her credit balance."Those staplers only cost $36.50 for the half-dozen, not $38.50. Your cashier rung it up wrong."Then how come you didn't notice it then, y'ol ho? She high and everybody know it, but she make such a big deal about knowing the company president and everything she got everybody runnin' scared. Except this BAD ASS.So I go downstairs to the register she bought the staplers at, reset the date, duplicate the cashier number and purchase number, and ring the goddamn shit up at $39.50. Then I call her back sayin' I found the original detail tape and check it out, it looks like you owe us a dollar additional, plus extra sales tax, your own receipt must have come out poor. A week later I get a payment for the full amount, with her apologies. I pocket the extra buck and change, spend it on a lotto ticket, and win five bucks. It's payback time for that bitch.Now don't be messin' me up with the Accounts Payable Supervisor. The Accounts Payable Supervisor, he ain't no badass. Hell, he ain't even no man. His name is Myron or something, and he so old he can't even get it up no more. I gots a bitch in the cash room. Myron, everybody laugh at him. He supposed to be the one that got the money but everybody know I got it and it's not even my job.If I ever see you within even six feet of the coffee machine I'll Bruce Lee on your sorry ass. Mister Coffee, he my man. 'Cause only I know the perfect proportion: two and three eighths scoops of Folgers to three and one quarter cups of water. Ain't no use trying to do it yourself 'cause you'll just fuck it up; only I can do it right. 'Cause I got Kung Fu Grip. You got a problem with that? I got a problem with your existence, motherfucker. I was fucking your mother while you were still watching Fat Albert in yo' Underoos.I don't answer to nobody. One day I be blastin' the phat beats, and the company president come up to me and say, "Herbert, the Muzak is too loud, please turn down the receiver." I say, "I need my tunes when I be preparing account statements." Then he say, "I don't care, turn it down, it's distracting." So you know what I do? After he leaves for the day I steal a shitload of mints from his desk. He gets the message, and he don't give me no trouble no more. I be fucking his wife on the sly, anyhow.So don't fuck with this H-Dog Daddy Mack Mack Daddy Comin' Out Your Ass Badass, 'cause if you do I be comin' after you like pastrami on rye to whip your muthafukin' sorry ass. I mean it. Don't. Fuck. With. Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 This thread was made possible by:Don't fail a test ever again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 HAVE A NUNCHAKU WEEKEND EVRYONE!!!From your friends at AttnDigital7!!!peace and chicken greaseFunketeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Oh yeah....? 私はビーバーの私の棒とのu を殺す! You are weak my child.!!!! Ur stick of bone are no match for my sticks of beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Saleen's I got banned from Space thread is giving us a run for our money, so I decided to hit this one more time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 Originally posted by nexusgroove Saleen's I got banned from Space thread is giving us a run for our money, so I decided to hit this one more time! Well...we need to redecorate, this joint needs and attitude adjustment, people are tired of just plain stupid jokes...we need a gimmick...people need to feel at home at "Attn Digital7" before they even decide to post here...we, at "Attn Digital7" are 100% commited to costumer service...our policy is "the client always comes first"here's my personal donation to the cause...That's right baby, a heart-shaped jacuzzi!!! Don't even pretend you don't like it and dive right in...Calle 8 Style! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 Talk about a "room with a view"personally, I think it's a bit too much :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 imagine you are there...pretty bitchin' cottage isn't it? Discover Costa Rica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsandycheeksx Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 Originally posted by funketeer We are not gay...but we do post in a gay thread...like you just did. I have many gay friends and this thread is disgusting. I hope you all get anal warts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutv Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 doo doo de doo de plane, doo doo de doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 alright guys... as much as it pain's me to do it .. Im afraid I must ... this thread has gone on long enough as of today... May, 8th 2003 this thread is officially LOCKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 back by popular demand.... in hopes of a riot not starting... I opened the thread back up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 The Riot as been delayed to an invasion of the little pony's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 MOst important thing around!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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