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rdntheshortbus Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Liquid Touche... read the fine print slinkie...no one under 5'2" is allowed to participate... Keep stretchin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 LMAO:laugh: sorry broim 5'5" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by liqidtouch LMAO:laugh: sorry broim 5'5" i cant believe you responded to the bus' comment.....with sorry bro im 5'5......just when i thought you reached bottom you proved me wrong......any newbies out there want a chance to frolic with this monster please pm asap......there is only so much of him to go around!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by dondiezel26 i cant believe you responded to the bus' comment.....with sorry bro im 5'5......just when i thought you reached bottom you proved me wrong......any newbies out there want a chance to frolic with this monster please pm asap......there is only so much of him to go around!!!!! its in my job discription to prove ppl wrong:D "bro":blown: and what wrong with replying to the bus that term? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 5'5"!!!!The growth hormone must be working...Just repeat after me...I am not short...I am under-tall...Small...SM... ALL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 I THINK I CAN.....GROWi THINK I CAN......GROWI THINK I CAN....GROWDAMB IT ITS NOT WORKINGok"BRO" lets do some POLATIS and strech it all out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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