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The WORST junk e-mail I've ever received


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This actually got sent to my work e-mail.

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I recently recieved this one, which I was thinking of scanning to use for a sig:

read minds accurately;

influence people from a distance;

recieve gudance from a higher intelligence;

create 'good vibes' with anyone you meet;

detect hidden information;

Find Lasting inner Peace

and in the process...

ULEASH THE TELEPATHIC POWERS YOU WERE BORN WITH! :peeleft:

riiiiiight. LOL

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