dgmodel Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 > Read carefully and don't get caught up in what you read.> > In the wake of the Enron and MCI Worldcom disasters, I wanted to make a> few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in> on the round floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these> consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle.> > 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.> Grace will merge and become Hale,Mary, Fuller, Grace.> > 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and> become... Polly, Warner Cracker.> > 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.> > 4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to> become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.> > 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and> consolidate as FedUP> > 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell> Honeychild.> > 7. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.> > 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org.. of Women will become Knott NOW!> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Originally posted by dgmodel > Read carefully and don't get caught up in what you read.> > In the wake of the Enron and MCI Worldcom disasters, I wanted to make a> few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in> on the round floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these> consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle.> > 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.> Grace will merge and become Hale,Mary, Fuller, Grace.> > 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and> become... Polly, Warner Cracker.> > 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.> > 4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to> become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.> > 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and> consolidate as FedUP> > 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell> Honeychild.> > 7. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.> > 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org.. of Women will become Knott NOW!> LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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