liqidtouch Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we allare.2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS aloser.3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.5. Don't treat us like crap.6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason'swe're going out with you.7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scaresus.8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us tothink that our mustache, beard, or sideburns lookedcool.10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It'sjust wrong.12. Don't make bets about us, because one of yourfriends will tell us, if you don't.13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.14. We absolutely do not care about, The BackstreetBoys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy lookslike15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of thetime, but at least we can stand up and pee.16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn'tmean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.17. You expect us to say and do sweet things aboutyou, but it would be nice if you did the same everyonce in a while.18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help usmake the plans sometimes.19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, causeyou might get what you wish for.20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'dsay."21. Never pretend like you are going to break up withus and laugh when we believe you.22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, butwe like yours better anyway.23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don'twant a relationship.24. PMS is not an excuse.25. If you want us to put the seat down when we'redone, you should put it up when you're done.26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. Thatdoesn't turn us on.27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart isthrough his stomach.28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be thatcomfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip outour heart, stick it down our throat, and still want tobe friends.30. And last but not least: We know you're not alwaysright, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilboy Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Pretty on the money with most of them.11+28 One of my girls was like this. She was always like "I want to paint your nails! I want to see what you'd look like with lipstick! Let me do it. Would you have a threesome with me and <some guy>?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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