things grlz should know about guyz

[liqidtouch]

1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all

are.

2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS a

loser.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's

we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares

us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,

just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to

think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked

cool.

10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's

just wrong.

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your

friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet

Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks

like

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the

time, but at least we can stand up and pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't

mean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about

you, but it would be nice if you did the same every

once in a while.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us

make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause

you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd

say."

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with

us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but

we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't

want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're

done, you should put it up when you're done.

26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That

doesn't turn us on.

27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is

through his stomach.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that

comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out

our heart, stick it down our throat, and still want to

be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always

right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

[devilboy]

Pretty on the money with most of them.

11+28

One of my girls was like this. She was always like "I want to paint your nails! I want to see what you'd look like with lipstick! Let me do it. Would you have a threesome with me and <some guy>?"