aim4night Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Look out when looking for a job.... COMPETITIVE SALARY - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM - We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around. MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control. CAREER-MINDED - Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). APPLY IN PERSON - If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - You'll need it to replace three people who just left. PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vega33x Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 this all sounds so true but sad to say so discouraging at the same time considering im in the proccess of desperately trying to find a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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