Reeni Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by dondiezel26 shorehouse rule #2.........no male visitors!!!!!.......at all times we must have a 2 to 1 girl/guy ratio.........also kelly......you and the other chicas better practice your cooking cause myself, digga, and bus expect bacon, eggs, and cheese sandwiches when we wake up from your beds......ha ha ha o u definately have to let me come over now u said the magic wordBACON:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 MOCHIE - i see you like the bus&digga combo eh, would ya like a small DON with that???? only .25 more.............SPY - hey, good looks on the burfday, but i will not be celebrating this years burfday...............DEEEE$$$$$$$$ - HOLLAAAA at me POLLO PEQUENO, i'm stoppin in def saturday, make the APPT................DON - eat??? when, do we eat???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by Reeni o u definately have to let me come over now u said the magic wordBACON:D ha ha ha.......bacon!!!!!!....too funny reeni!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 You bafoon's....Do I have to do everything...I told provided you the list of rules... did you discard them already???Here they are again so none of you ladies in the house forget...#1Girls are not allowed to shit in the house.. Why- because girls dont shit in my world...#2Bus is not allowed to go to bed without a blow job prior to hitting the hey....#3The only alternate to a good blow job, will be a hand job....#4If no blow job or hand jobs are to be done, then you are to take turns riding the Bus until I fall into deep deep sleep....#5If I decide to bless you by eating your box, you WILL give me a blow job directly following your chant..."You are the champ...."Review ladies...There will be a test...an oral exam.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 bus.....did you forget about your boyz in the rules.....come on now.....dont be selfish!!!!!!......where was the rule stating that no female may fall asleep until your brothas are also taken care of!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by deeelite1 where has my tall drink 'o water been hiding from me? what are you up and about to this weekend hot stuffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 m0chi what do u have plannedthis weekend:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by roddigga MOCHIE - i see you like the bus&digga combo eh, would ya like a small DON with that???? only .25 more............. yes pls, i'll take a side of DON with that me luv u long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by kelly0616 rules, oh this is going to be interesting you do know i dont follow rules!!!! What's a rule.....??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by dondiezel26 whos Don? Damn, I thought that was his name... Guess I should be more in depth next time.....wanna play;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by Reeni m0chi what do u have plannedthis weekend:tongue: light drinks in the east village again. friend's bday party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Sorry Dave....#6After Bus is out cold with a sloppy grin...Bake cookies with Dave... then spoon till the sun comes up....#7After spooning with Dave till the sun came up...Work on gettin Rods eye's un-crossed and pick him up off the floor before company stops in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Sorry Dave....#6After Bus is out cold with a sloppy grin...Bake cookies with Dave... then spoon till the sun comes up....#7After spooning with Dave till the sun came up...Work on gettin Rods eye's un-crossed and pick him up off the floor before company stops in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 i believe i have a few rules of my own!!!!!!!directed to bus, digga, and diezelboy.............1) no shitting in the house! i dont want to smell it2) no bringing slutty girls in the house! i will kick their asses3) i get a foot massage before bed every night...because i said so4) if im cooking breakfast i expect an excellent dinner before i go out! im talking filet mignon or something5) i can bring over whoever i want6) no hitting on my girlfriends....you boyz are all mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 kelly.....the summer cant come quick enough........i cant wait until we drag you down the street by your thong and burry you in the sand!!!!!!......just kidding kelly......all in good fun.....remember dont get those granny panties of yours in a bundle!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 yes beach time!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 yeah.....beach.....yeah yeah yeah......bringing a cooler full of beers and getting mangled on the beach.....yeah yeah yeah......bus you get cranberry juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 you guys are toooo funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 How can it be that if you run over a duck in your car and kill him, and they call it an accident...But if you kill a duck in the heat of passion, its called murder???I always wondered about that one...**sounds of bubbling water, then a dark cloud fills the room as Bus exhales via his iron lung...hahaha.....I am crying over hea... and this shit is not even funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Oh yeah...Kelly...Who is it that will decide which girls will fall under the ""slutty" category, and will not be allowed in the house...**Side note... Rod/Dave.. we need fucking tent for those layups and OH SO SLUTTY one's we meet at Happy Hour....Tent is the free zone!!!You rules dont apply there Kelly!!!another side note...kell, your rules suck!!!Not once did you metion blow jobs to any of the steeds in the house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 trust me riggs......the rules we make will be strictly obeyed and enforced......hurricane kelly will learn to adjust......sit kelly....sit.....good girl......speak kelly.....speak......good girl......go get naked with the other girls......good kelly.......see how easy it is!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by dondiezel26 trust me riggs......the rules we make will be strictly obeyed and enforced......hurricane kelly will learn to adjust......sit kelly....sit.....good girl......speak kelly.....speak......good girl......go get naked with the other girls......good kelly.......see how easy it is!!!!! Looks like you are looking for an ass whooping...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 i will decide if a girl is slutty or not!!!!!fine u boys can go hang out in your tent all night and blow jobs from slutty girls in there:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by dondiezel26 trust me riggs......the rules we make will be strictly obeyed and enforced......hurricane kelly will learn to adjust......sit kelly....sit.....good girl......speak kelly.....speak......good girl......go get naked with the other girls......good kelly.......see how easy it is!!!!! those are some big words coming from someonewhose scared of beingkidnapped again:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Thanks Kelly Kell...Feel free to stop in for a blow job at the Tent anytime...Dave...Your posts are getting better bro... You are either having FUN again.. or you have finally dismissed your personal issues and finally got your head out of your ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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