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Clarification by Dennis Miller

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ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS

GOT

MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY READING

OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION FROM

SOME

OF YOU.

AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE

SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE KISS METHOD

("KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO APPLY

THIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN

SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS.

HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS

IMPORTANT ISSUE:

1) BETWEEN PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY.

2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP

THIS IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND

IRAQ

HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE.

3) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL

DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS

AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.

4) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE

THEY

TRY TO KILL US.

5) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE PLAYS

ONE ON

T.V.

6) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN

WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO.

7) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE

DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL

COMPUTER DUDE.

8) GOING TO WAR WITHOUT THE FRENCH IS LIKE GOING BEAR HUNTING WITHOUT A

PIANO.

9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM.

10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT, OUR YOUNG MEN AND

WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE

ALL

NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION

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i used to love dennis miller...but his racist attitude and republican views scare me....

bill maher is da man....did anyone catch the show when dennis miller and him were debating about the war...nice....

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Originally posted by sassa

i used to love dennis miller...but his racist attitude and republican views scare me....

bill maher is da man....did anyone catch the show when dennis miller and him were debating about the war...nice....

you think dennis miller is a racist?

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