solargirl Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 If you sold your ass for money ..how much do you think You could get?? And who would be your first customer.Someone go first and then Ill go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 HA HA HA HA, this is a great question maria and i know everyone just stopped and thaught to themselves, AND all came up with a price and were afraid to answer..........................................i just saw the bus,out on the parkway with a sign that said "WILL EAT YOUR BOX FOR $10.99, AND BEAT UP YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR $5.99" B/C HE HEARD ABOUT YOUR THREAD....................hes been strapped for $$$$$ these dayz and he went off the deep end to sell his body...........................anyway, bcak to the topic, digga went to vegas in october and since prostitution was legal i attempted to give it a wirl..........i spent my last DOLLAR in black jack and i had one night left, sooooooooooooooooooooi roamed the streets and tried selling my BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!a big MARMADUKE homelesss lady approached me FLIPPED me a QUARTER and she dropped her DRAWERS................the flies and the left over dunkin donuts in her thongs SKEEVED the shit outta me,..................................... BUT i thaught to myself "that quarter can be my lucky quarter!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i took a drag of my CIG AAAAAAAAAAANDto make a long story short, DIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA hit the JACK POT with that QUARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO MARIA, HOW MUCH, HA AH AH AH AHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by solargirl If you sold your ass for money ..how much do you think You could get?? And who would be your first customer.Someone go first and then Ill go. Free for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Rod..how did i know you would be the first to answer this post. I ask because a freind of mine applied for a job as an escort..well she thought they just had to go on dates. The guy made her sign a contract that said she would not have sex with anyone or take money for sex. So after she signed the papers ..he said so now ..what do you really think an escort does..she said go on dates..he was like no..you have to don some type of sexual favor for the guy. She was like ohh ummm ..I dont know. He said here is the price listand the there was a price for every single act ..like a menu.She said the guy told her that since she is not experienced he would have to train her..and that she would have to practice on him:eek: She said she would call him and never did.So we were talking about the girls at the bunny ranch and were wondering if we worked there(not that we would of course)how much we would try to ask for. I think I would of course try to get as much as possible..like heidi flies girls did..umm opening bid I guess..at least $1500. And of course I would slip a roofie in thier drink after I collected the money and then when they passed out I would make a run for it:D A male bunnie ranch..humm I guess if i owned a male bunnie ranch I would tell the customers we charge by the inch:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by carguy19 Free for you Carguy..If i was your pimp I would fire you for giving away free sex...its like stealing from the company:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 maria...maria...maria....what really goes on in that tanning salon of yours......i have a feeling there is a reason you guys won all those awards.....ha ha ha.........how far away is toms river from middletown again.....put me down for the 7, 7:30, 8, 8:45, and 10 oclock appointments!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by dondiezel26 maria...maria...maria....what really goes on in that tanning salon of yours......i have a feeling there is a reason you guys won all those awards.....ha ha ha.........how far away is toms river from middletown again.....put me down for the 7, 7:30, 8, 8:45, and 10 oclock appointments!!!!!!! sorry dondiezel I already have the 8 and 10 appointments, you'll have to reschedule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by dondiezel26 maria...maria...maria....what really goes on in that tanning salon of yours......i have a feeling there is a reason you guys won all those awards.....ha ha ha.........how far away is toms river from middletown again.....put me down for the 7, 7:30, 8, 8:45, and 10 oclock appointments!!!!!!! Ha Ha! funny:D Dave ..let me know when you really want to come down and tan in case im not there ..so the girls can take care of you;) Hey thats a good Idea...I can sell my girls at the salon..We can charge for lotion application.I can change the name to triple x tanning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Is this a hypothetical or do you have someone particular in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by solargirl Ha Ha! funny:D Dave ..let me know when you really want to come down and tan in case im not there ..so the girls can take care of you;) Hey thats a good Idea...I can sell my girls at the salon..We can charge for lotion application.I can change the name to triple x tanning. maria does this mean i get a VIP card to the solarlounge.....looks like i found my summer happy hour tanning hangout.......I'll be threre every friday at 6......mark me down chica!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 maria, this is a great discussion we are having "ESCORT AND ROOFIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"back in digga HAYDAY, i was up all of july 4th weekend and needed to sleep on the carride back up NORTH.............so digga slipped "HIMSELF" a ROOFIE.................apparently it didnt KNOCK ME OUT COMPLETELY, i was a droolin mess in the BCAK SEAT of my BOYZ car................fucken sucked, i made up my own language that day that ONLY i could understand...............OH WHAT A DAY THAT WAS, i crawled outta the car, and passed out for 3 dayz................."charge by the inch" HA HA HA HA HA that was GREAT, good IDEA TOO.................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by dondiezel26 maria does this mean i get a VIP card to the solarlounge.....looks like i found my summer happy hour tanning hangout.......I'll be threre every friday at 6......mark me down chica!!!! HEY DON, get the VICTORIA SECRET powder out your ass after SNIFFING marias CORN HOLE..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tryin to pull the DIGGA TREATMENT i see, HA HA HA HUMP................digga get free roofies after each tan though!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by roddigga HEY DON, get the VICTORIA SECRET powder out your ass after SNIFFING marias CORN HOLE..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tryin to pull the DIGGA TREATMENT i see, HA HA HA HUMP................digga get free roofies after each tan though!!!!! rod...rod...rod.......get back on the 1s and 2s........you are a little hostile today.....lemme guess you started drinking at noon to calm your nerves for tonite.......you fawken vagina........if you trainwreck you best find yourself a new agent!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by dondiezel26 rod...rod...rod.......get back on the 1s and 2s........you are a little hostile today.....lemme guess you started drinking at noon to calm your nerves for tonite.......you fawken vagina........if you trainwreck you best find yourself a new agent!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA............................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by dondiezel26 rod...rod...rod.......get back on the 1s and 2s........you are a little hostile today.....lemme guess you started drinking at noon to calm your nerves for tonite.......you fawken vagina........if you trainwreck you best find yourself a new agent!!!!!! I am so amped up for tonight are you guys ready to fucking tear up Riverstreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Hi rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Morning sunshine!I went to groove lounge last night..the one in monmouth. I am hurtin a little right now.I was just talking to my other bestest cp friend billy ..he reminded me you will be at RS tonight..I wanna go so bad:( but 1 i have a solar sleep over tonight..me and my empl. are going to dinner then renting movies.And 2 I cant drive that far by myself. Anyway back to me new biz plans..So I will open up a male and female brothel..I will be the pimp..I will offer a free lay with every tanning package purchase;) Dave: yes we will be giving out vip cards soon..you wont have to wait on line. I also get you in to the VIP area ..hehe I crack myself up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by solargirl Hi rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Morning sunshine!I went to groove lounge last night..the one in monmouth. I am hurtin a little right now.I was just talking to my other bestest cp friend billy ..he reminded me you will be at RR tonight..I wanna go so bad:( but 1 i have a solar sleep over tonight..me and my empl. are going to dinner then renting movies.And 2 I cant drive that far by myself. Anyway back to me new biz plans..So I will open up a male and female brothel..I will be the pimp..I will offer a free lay with every tanning package purchase;) Dave: yes we will be giving out vip cards soon..you wont have to wait on line. I also get you in to the VIP area ..hehe I crack myself up free lay now we are talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 WE GOTTA HERD BOUT 2000000000000000 DEEEEEEEEEEEEEPTOYT AND TOYT AND TOYT GIRLZ ONE RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER.......................too many of me and DONS meathead BOZY ill be showin up SO william bring some BALLOONS to beef up them arms and CHEST or ya might be mistaken for a water bottle and get thrown from the second FLOOR............hey just lookin out for a brotha...................AND AFTERWARD IM GONNA TRY AND SELL MY BOOTY FOR SOME ROOFIES..............................I BEG FOR A GIRL TO SLIP A ROOFY IN MY DRINK, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND STEAL MY WALLET.......................I AINT GOT NO MONEY ANYWAY............................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by solargirl Hi rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Morning sunshine!I went to groove lounge last night..the one in monmouth. I am hurtin a little right now.I was just talking to my other bestest cp friend billy ..he reminded me you will be at RS tonight..I wanna go so bad:( but 1 i have a solar sleep over tonight..me and my empl. are going to dinner then renting movies.And 2 I cant drive that far by myself. Anyway back to me new biz plans..So I will open up a male and female brothel..I will be the pimp..I will offer a free lay with every tanning package purchase;) Dave: yes we will be giving out vip cards soon..you wont have to wait on line. I also get you in to the VIP area ..hehe I crack myself up i got these new PAJAMAS that i picked up at the GAP.............there great for sleep overs........i also got boxes and boxes of kelltle corn popcorn, LOW FAT of course, and i got a phone book with over 300 number so we can make prank phone calls and giggle ourselves to sleep..........FUCK RS, what time should i come over???????????????HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 You know what really sux!!!???A girl can get a roofie slipped in her drink and probably get all kind of shit done to her while she was knocked out..but if a guy passed out from getting slipped a roofie.. a girl aint gettin shit..the weiner will be ...ummm whats the word im looking for floppy!What good is a floppy weiner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by solargirl You know what really sux!!!???A girl can get a roofie slipped in her drink and probably get all kind of shit done to her while she was knocked out..but if a guy passed out from getting slipped a roofie.. a girl aint gettin shit..the weiner will be ...ummm whats the word im looking for floppy!What good is a floppy weiner! I wish some girl would slip me a roofie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 You know whats really funny..We already have plans to prank a bunch of people....we are totally retarded! What kind of PJs did u get..the one with the flap in th back..so eveyone can see you cheeks.Hey rod..did you get new drawers to ..member u told me the other day that you needed new one cuz you had big holes and a smudge mark:D I know...... I have mental problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 I am insulted ..no one has ever tried to do that to me!Whats a roofie anyway:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 floppy weiner or a limp bizcuit...ha ha ha...........maria......can we turn solar lounge into a tanning salon/strip club..........talk about a combo.......i will send over the paper work so we can get this thing goin!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solargirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 I really wanna know why there are no male prostitues????Are there?Ok dave fess up you and rod are hookers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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