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HA HA HA HA, this is a great question maria and i know everyone just stopped and thaught to themselves, AND all came up with a price and were afraid to answer..........................................

i just saw the bus,out on the parkway with a sign that said

"WILL EAT YOUR BOX FOR $10.99, AND BEAT UP YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR $5.99" B/C HE HEARD ABOUT YOUR THREAD....................

hes been strapped for $$$$$ these dayz and he went off the deep end to sell his body...........................

anyway, bcak to the topic, digga went to vegas in october and since prostitution was legal i attempted to give it a wirl..........

i spent my last DOLLAR in black jack and i had one night left, soooooooooooooooooooo

i roamed the streets and tried selling my BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a big MARMADUKE homelesss lady approached me FLIPPED me a QUARTER and she dropped her DRAWERS................the flies and the left over dunkin donuts in her thongs SKEEVED the shit outta me,..................................... BUT i thaught to myself "that quarter can be my lucky quarter!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i took a drag of my CIG AAAAAAAAAAAND

to make a long story short, DIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA hit the JACK POT with that QUARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO MARIA, HOW MUCH, HA AH AH AH AHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Rod..how did i know you would be the first to answer this post.

I ask because a freind of mine applied for a job as an escort..well she thought they just had to go on dates.

The guy made her sign a contract that said she would not have sex with anyone or take money for sex.

So after she signed the papers ..he said so now ..what do you really think an escort does..she said go on dates..he was like no..you have to don some type of sexual favor for the guy.

She was like ohh ummm ..I dont know.

He said here is the price list

and the there was a price for every single act ..like a menu.

She said the guy told her that since she is not experienced he would have to train her..and that she would have to practice on him:eek: :rolleyes:

She said she would call him and never did.

So we were talking about the girls at the bunny ranch and were wondering if we worked there(not that we would of course)how much we would try to ask for.

I think I would of course try to get as much as possible..like heidi flies girls did..umm opening bid I guess..at least $1500.

And of course I would slip a roofie in thier drink after I collected the money and then when they passed out I would make a run for it:D

A male bunnie ranch..humm I guess if i owned a male bunnie ranch I would tell the customers we charge by the inch:tongue:

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maria...maria...maria....what really goes on in that tanning salon of yours......i have a feeling there is a reason you guys won all those awards.....ha ha ha.........how far away is toms river from middletown again.....put me down for the 7, 7:30, 8, 8:45, and 10 oclock appointments!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by dondiezel26

maria...maria...maria....what really goes on in that tanning salon of yours......i have a feeling there is a reason you guys won all those awards.....ha ha ha.........how far away is toms river from middletown again.....put me down for the 7, 7:30, 8, 8:45, and 10 oclock appointments!!!!!!!

sorry dondiezel I already have the 8 and 10 appointments, you'll have to reschedule :laugh:

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Originally posted by dondiezel26

maria...maria...maria....what really goes on in that tanning salon of yours......i have a feeling there is a reason you guys won all those awards.....ha ha ha.........how far away is toms river from middletown again.....put me down for the 7, 7:30, 8, 8:45, and 10 oclock appointments!!!!!!!

Ha Ha! funny:D

Dave ..let me know when you really want to come down and tan in case im not there ..so the girls can take care of you;)

Hey thats a good Idea...I can sell my girls at the salon..

We can charge for lotion application.

I can change the name to triple x tanning.

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Originally posted by solargirl

Ha Ha! funny:D

Dave ..let me know when you really want to come down and tan in case im not there ..so the girls can take care of you;)

Hey thats a good Idea...I can sell my girls at the salon..

We can charge for lotion application.

I can change the name to triple x tanning.

maria does this mean i get a VIP card to the solarlounge.....looks like i found my summer happy hour tanning hangout.......I'll be threre every friday at 6......mark me down chica!!!!

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maria, this is a great discussion we are having "ESCORT AND ROOFIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

back in digga HAYDAY, i was up all of july 4th weekend and needed to sleep on the carride back up NORTH.............

so digga slipped "HIMSELF" a ROOFIE.................apparently it didnt KNOCK ME OUT COMPLETELY, i was a droolin mess in the BCAK SEAT of my BOYZ car................fucken sucked, i made up my own language that day that ONLY i could understand...............

OH WHAT A DAY THAT WAS, i crawled outta the car, and passed out for 3 dayz.................

"charge by the inch" HA HA HA HA HA that was GREAT, good IDEA TOO....................................

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Originally posted by dondiezel26

maria does this mean i get a VIP card to the solarlounge.....looks like i found my summer happy hour tanning hangout.......I'll be threre every friday at 6......mark me down chica!!!!

HEY DON, get the VICTORIA SECRET powder out your ass after SNIFFING marias CORN HOLE..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tryin to pull the DIGGA TREATMENT i see, HA HA HA HUMP................

digga get free roofies after each tan though!!!!!

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Originally posted by roddigga

HEY DON, get the VICTORIA SECRET powder out your ass after SNIFFING marias CORN HOLE..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tryin to pull the DIGGA TREATMENT i see, HA HA HA HUMP................

digga get free roofies after each tan though!!!!!

rod...rod...rod.......get back on the 1s and 2s........you are a little hostile today.....lemme guess you started drinking at noon to calm your nerves for tonite.......you fawken vagina........if you trainwreck you best find yourself a new agent!!!!!! :laugh::rolleyes:;):):tongue::mad::D:cool::eek::blank:

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Originally posted by dondiezel26

rod...rod...rod.......get back on the 1s and 2s........you are a little hostile today.....lemme guess you started drinking at noon to calm your nerves for tonite.......you fawken vagina........if you trainwreck you best find yourself a new agent!!!!!! :laugh::rolleyes:;):):tongue::mad::D:cool::eek::blank:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.............................................

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Originally posted by dondiezel26

rod...rod...rod.......get back on the 1s and 2s........you are a little hostile today.....lemme guess you started drinking at noon to calm your nerves for tonite.......you fawken vagina........if you trainwreck you best find yourself a new agent!!!!!! :laugh::rolleyes:;):):tongue::mad::D:cool::eek::blank:

I am so amped up for tonight are you guys ready to fucking tear up Riverstreet

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Hi rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning sunshine!

I went to groove lounge last night..the one in monmouth.

I am hurtin a little right now.

I was just talking to my other bestest cp friend billy ..he reminded me you will be at RS tonight..I wanna go so bad:( but 1 i have a solar sleep over tonight..me and my empl. are going to dinner then renting movies.

And 2 I cant drive that far by myself.

Anyway back to me new biz plans..So I will open up a male and female brothel..I will be the pimp..

I will offer a free lay with every tanning package purchase;)

Dave: yes we will be giving out vip cards soon..you wont have to wait on line.

I also get you in to the VIP area :laugh: ..hehe I crack myself up

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Originally posted by solargirl

Hi rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning sunshine!

I went to groove lounge last night..the one in monmouth.

I am hurtin a little right now.

I was just talking to my other bestest cp friend billy ..he reminded me you will be at RR tonight..I wanna go so bad:( but 1 i have a solar sleep over tonight..me and my empl. are going to dinner then renting movies.

And 2 I cant drive that far by myself.

Anyway back to me new biz plans..So I will open up a male and female brothel..I will be the pimp..

I will offer a free lay with every tanning package purchase;)

Dave: yes we will be giving out vip cards soon..you wont have to wait on line.

I also get you in to the VIP area :laugh: ..hehe I crack myself up

free lay now we are talking

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WE GOTTA HERD BOUT 2000000000000000 DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

TOYT AND TOYT AND TOYT GIRLZ ONE RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER.......................too many of me and DONS meathead BOZY ill be showin up SO william bring some BALLOONS to beef up them arms and CHEST or ya might be mistaken for a water bottle and get thrown from the second FLOOR............

hey just lookin out for a brotha...................

AND AFTERWARD IM GONNA TRY AND SELL MY BOOTY FOR SOME ROOFIES..............................

I BEG FOR A GIRL TO SLIP A ROOFY IN MY DRINK, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND STEAL MY WALLET.......................

I AINT GOT NO MONEY ANYWAY............................................

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Originally posted by solargirl

Hi rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning sunshine!

I went to groove lounge last night..the one in monmouth.

I am hurtin a little right now.

I was just talking to my other bestest cp friend billy ..he reminded me you will be at RS tonight..I wanna go so bad:( but 1 i have a solar sleep over tonight..me and my empl. are going to dinner then renting movies.

And 2 I cant drive that far by myself.

Anyway back to me new biz plans..So I will open up a male and female brothel..I will be the pimp..

I will offer a free lay with every tanning package purchase;)

Dave: yes we will be giving out vip cards soon..you wont have to wait on line.

I also get you in to the VIP area :laugh: ..hehe I crack myself up

i got these new PAJAMAS that i picked up at the GAP.............there great for sleep overs........

i also got boxes and boxes of kelltle corn popcorn, LOW FAT of course, and i got a phone book with over 300 number so we can make prank phone calls and giggle ourselves to sleep..........

FUCK RS, what time should i come over???????????????

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You know what really sux!!!???

A girl can get a roofie slipped in her drink and probably get all kind of shit done to her while she was knocked out..but if a guy passed out from getting slipped a roofie.. a girl aint gettin shit..the weiner will be ...ummm whats the word im looking for

floppy!

What good is a floppy weiner!:mad:

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Originally posted by solargirl

You know what really sux!!!???

A girl can get a roofie slipped in her drink and probably get all kind of shit done to her while she was knocked out..but if a guy passed out from getting slipped a roofie.. a girl aint gettin shit..the weiner will be ...ummm whats the word im looking for

floppy!

What good is a floppy weiner!:mad:

I wish some girl would slip me a roofie :D

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You know whats really funny..We already have plans to prank a bunch of people....we are totally retarded!

What kind of PJs did u get..the one with the flap in th back..so eveyone can see you cheeks.

Hey rod..did you get new drawers to ..member u told me the other day that you needed new one cuz you had big holes and a smudge mark:D :laugh:

I know...... I have mental problems!

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