think your too old?

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Too Old

There was a man who realy took care of his body. He lifted weights and

jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that

he was tanned all over except his pecker. So he decided to do something

about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried

himself in the sand, except for his pecker, which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing

the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with

her cane. Remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."

The other lady asked what she meant.

She replyed....

When I was 20, I was curious about it

When I was 30, I enjoyed it

When I was 40, I asked for it

When I was 50, I paid for it

When I was 60, I prayed for it

When I was 70, I forgot about it

Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old

to squat!