liqidtouch Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Too OldThere was a man who realy took care of his body. He lifted weights andjogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed thathe was tanned all over except his pecker. So he decided to do somethingabout it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buriedhimself in the sand, except for his pecker, which he left sticking out.Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeingthe "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around withher cane. Remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."The other lady asked what she meant.She replyed....When I was 20, I was curious about itWhen I was 30, I enjoyed itWhen I was 40, I asked for itWhen I was 50, I paid for itWhen I was 60, I prayed for itWhen I was 70, I forgot about itNow I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too oldto squat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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