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Guys, I got this email and laughed my ass off...

ISLAMIC TV GUIDE

> SUNDAY:

> 0800 - My 33 Sons

> 0830 - Osama Knows Best

> 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed

> 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal

> 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies

> MONDAY:

> 0800 - Husseinfeld

> 0900 - Mad About Everything

> 0930 - Monday Night Stoning

> 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money

> 1030 - Allah McBeal

> TUESDAY:

> 0800 - Wheel of Terror

> 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right

> 0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things

> 0930 - Saddam's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

> WEDNESDAY:

> 0800 - Beat the Press

> 0830 - When Kurds Attack

> 0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread

> 0930 - Just Shoot Everyone

> 1000 - Veilwatch

> THURSDAY:

> 0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi

> 0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H

> 0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils

> 0930 - Married with 139 Children

> 1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

> FRIDAY:

> 0800 - Spongebob Squareturban

> 0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?

> 0900 - Teletalibans

> 0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

> SATURDAY:

> 0800 - Judge Jihad

> 0830 - Suddenly Sanctions

> 0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?

> 0930 - Cave and Garden Television

> 1000 - No-Witness News

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