unclefester401 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 In my quest to find funny pics to reply to the NY Rave promoters thread, I came across a shitload of funny stuff which I believe deserves it's own thread. I don't have a problem with raves or ravers, but you have to admit, their look and some of their behavior can be rather amusing at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nyis4meatheads Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: Ravers are just way too easy to pick on. I mean, they practically do it themselves with the clothes, the PLUR, the constantly locked jaw.How much better would that Ravers of the Lost Arc picture be if that guy had glowsticks instead of a whip?I need a backrub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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unclefester401 Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads How much better would that Ravers of the Lost Arc picture be if that guy had glowsticks instead of a whip? I think that's why the end of the whip is shiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 I go this off of http://www.appletree.beYou Know You're a REAL Raver When....*You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings.*You start coveting all of your dad's old 1977 polyester sweatsuits.*Almost every letter of the alphabet has an alternate meaning to you.*You begin to think of blow-pops as a seperate food group.*The mere mention of a 3 digit number with a "0" in the middle of it causes you to drool uncontrollably.*The odometer of your car increases in big chunks over the weekend.*You get an evil grin every time you see commercials for "E: the entertainment network".*You have to fight back the urge to beat the hell out everyone who thinks raves are like the club scene in Basic Instinct.*You can keep a straight face when you tell people "really, not that many people are on anything....i'm serious!"*You are happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses.*Food, water, air, Vick's...all are about of equal importance.*You can live for an entire weekend out of your bookbag.*You are no longer just a raver...but a promoter, vendor, DJ, etc...*You know about the INFORMATION POLICE.*You're white and have dreads.*You have trouble naming 5 friends who are not pierced SOMEWHERE.*You'll pay $40 for a ticket to an event that may very well not happen... and you'll pay $50 for a pill that may very well be aspirin...but you WILL NOT pay $2.00 for that big glass of water!*You can't pass an empty warehouse, church, school, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc...without getting that far-off look in your eye and saying...'wow, what a great site for a...*You know the mappoints before the promoters do!*You not only notice that household appliances like washing machines can generate a funky beat, you also argue about whether it's tribal or trance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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unclefester401 Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 THE STAGES OF RAVING... 1. THE CANDY STAGE - All the newbies go through this stage, characterized by fuzzy pants, beads, and pacifiers 2. THE P.L.U.R. STAGE 3. THE "PHUCK TRANCE I'M INTO HOUSE STAGE" - 4. THE ANTI-CANDY STAGE 5. THE I'M A JUNGLIST NOW STAGE 6. THE E STAGE 7. THE ACID STAGE 8. THE E AND ACID STAGE 9. THE "I ONLY GO TO SMALLER PARTIES, PHUCK MASSIVES" STAGE 10. THE K STAGE 11. THE NOS STAGE 12. THE "I'M NOW A PROMOTER" STAGE - characterized by handing out flyers at parties and putting flyers on car windshields. Woo hoo such glory! 13. THE "I'M A DJ" STAGE and "I SPIN BLAH BLAH BLAH" STAGE. Add the "DJ" name in front of your online name and you're God! 14. THE "I GET INTO PARTIES FOR FREE STAGE" 15. THE "IM A SOBER RAVER NOW" STAGE 16. THE "I'M AN OLKSKOOL RAVER STAGE" 17. THE "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DRUGS ITS ABOUT THE MUSIC STAGE" 18. THE "ALL NEWBIES SUCK" STAGE 19. THE "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" STAGE 20. THE "CAN YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS BUMP ME UP?!" STAGE 21. THE "I'VE FUCKIN' BEEN TO FUCKIN' JAIL EIGHT FUCKIN' TIMES AND NOW I'M A NARC" STAGE 22. THE "IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING MECCA, NAUTICA, RALPH LAUREN OR DKNY, THEN I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU, LET ALONE TALKING TO YOU" STAGE 23. THE "I AM NOT A DJ HO" STAGE 24. THE "I AM *NOT* A RAVER, I JUST GO TO PARTIES" STAGE 25. THE IM TOO COOL FOR RAVES BUT COULD YOU PICK ME UP SOME K? STAGE 26. THE REAL RAVES DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE AND THIS IS ALL A COMMERCIAL TRAP THAT YOU IDIOTS ARE FALLING FOR STAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyzard Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 *You get an evil grin every time you see commercials for "E: the entertainment network". everytime I hear them say "next up: Wild On E!" i hafta laugh:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 holy shit that 'narcs can dance' sign is priceless :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by lyzard everytime I hear them say "next up: Wild On E!" i hafta laugh:laugh: heheheh! I feel you on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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