sheendawg Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 http://miami.craigslist.org/mia/mis/10173954.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheendawg Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 You should see the best of craigslist! Some of that shit is soooo funny, you will be crying. Lemme find an example.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 To The Gorgeous Man On the Patio - John --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reply to: anon-10173954@craigslist.orgDate: 2003-04-09, 1:27AMYou were so nice and funny to me, but I was playing hard to get. We locked eyes for what seemed to be forever, the energy was overwhelming. I love your honey brown eyes and your caramel, sun-kissed complexion, and that sexy shoulder-length hair. Are you an angel? Did you go back to heaven on me? That kiss you put on me was naughty and delightful. You told me that you owned two restaurants in Miami. I am not impressed by how much money you have or what you can do for me, you are the most beautiful man that I have ever seen in my life and I want to know more about your spirit. The thought of you brings tears to my eyes and I don't even know why. I can't believe I'm even writing this ad, but I have got to see you again. You were leaving for New York that afternoon and wanted me to leave the club with you, but I just couldn't. I should have gone to New York with you. I want to go anywhere that will bring you near me again. I want to be your goddess. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around Club Space Miami ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheendawg Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/7987379.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Looking for love in all the wrong places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheendawg Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 And my FAVORITE.......http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/6519602.htmlI actually wrote the enemies wanted guy back though because he had me cracking the fuck up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheendawg Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 This one's sad, but touching...... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/7411045.htmlIt's hard to find an apartment when shit like this distracts you! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by sheendawg And my FAVORITE.......http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/6519602.html OMG I just had that for a mental image.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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