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>THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

>Indubitably

>Innovative

>Preliminary

>Proliferation

>Cinnamon

>

>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE

>DRUNK:

>Specificity

>British Constitution

>Passive-aggressive disorder

>Loquacious

>Transubstantiate

>

>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN

>YOU'RE DRUNK:

>Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

>Nope, no more booze for me.

>Sorry, but you're not really my type.

>Good evening, Officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

>Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Posted
Originally posted by dgmodel

>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN

>YOU'RE DRUNK:

>Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

>Nope, no more booze for me.

>Sorry, but you're not really my type.

>Good evening, Officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

>Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted
Originally posted by joeygk

I can't say that sober......:laugh:

I couldnt say a few of those sober... I would probably say them better drunk... But I guess that is aside from the joke. :)

  • 3 weeks later...

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