Clubber Judgment Day

[macfunk19]

Clubber Judgment Day

As the Christians of the earth believe in the final

judgment of mankind, so Do I believe in the Judgment Day of the underground.

I believe there will come a day when each and

every Clubber of the earth shall face their judgment.

Before entering the Golden Gates of Euphoria, each

and every Clubber shall fall to their knees in fear and awe of the uniting Force that is Music.

And the music will ask...

My child did you know me?

Or did you mockingly just recite my lyrics?

And the music will ask...

My child did you dance?

Or were you still as if heavy stones were in your

shoes...thus not

grooving?

And the music will ask...

My child were you faithful?

Or were you easily swayed into the mainstream river of

sin?

And the Music will ask...

My Child did you support your DJ's whom I sent to show

you the way?

Or did you bash their playing with an unclean tongue?

And the music will ask...

My child did your heart pound to my beat?

Or was it slowed by the hate that taints the scene?

And the music will ask...

My child did you use the drugs to uplift me?

Or did you abuse them to the point where you were

motionless?

And lastly my child did you love your family as if

by blood?

Or did you drown in the drama and cause hurt to your

scene?

And the Clubber shall answer all of the above

honestly for the music

knows

the truth.

And if the answers are the good of the two the golden

gates will open

and the

eyes will be delighted at the sight of an enormous

city with not walls

made

of stone but towering speakers larger than mountains

encrusted with

Gold and

rubies and emeralds, and pounding with a number of

watts unthinkable to

man.

And the dance floors are so inviting as they are made

of pearl and call

to

your feet, and the sound is Crystal clear as it never

stops.

This party never ends as it's attendants never

grow tired, and

their

thirsts are quenched by a cold sparkling river who's

water runs free

and

untainted, and the glowsticks never die as the night

sky is always dark

with

thousands of silver stars and no sun will rise to

cancel it in all it's

glory. And the DJ's all wear halos as they bring the

music which brings

the

vibe that fills each Clubber with peace and love and

respect for one

another,

for those are the elements that make this party

eternal.

And all those who fall short of the glory of the music

will be

sentenced to

the world where the music will no longer be heard and

the people will

no

longer dance.

[This message has been edited by macfunk19 (edited 03-16-2001).]