clubbing terminology-- its what we say that counts

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Ever stop and think EXACTLY what you really mean in when you're talking in a club.......???? Yeaahh think about it. Here are some common translations.... haha _______________________________________________

1. "I'll be right back"

(You might as well take one last look because you'll never see me again.")

2. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?"

(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your hot friend into a compromising position.)

3. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)

(I'm easy.)

4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)

(I'm gay.)

5. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female)

(I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)

6. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)

(If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?)

7. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)

(You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)

8. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (male)

(I'm horny. I wanna fuck.)

9. "Excuse Me." (male to male)

(Get the hell out of the way dick, i'm bigger than you.)

10. "Excuse Me." (male to female)

(<<He grabs and feels up her ass>>.)

11. "Excuse Me." (female to male)

(Don't even DARE try and touch me again, just get the hell out of the way.)

12. "Excuse Me." (female to female)

(Move your fat ass. Honey you aint the hot shit you think you are .Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.)

13. "That person looks really familiar."

(Did I sleep with him/her?)

14. I don't have my ID on me." (female)

(I'm 19.)

15. "I don't have my ID on me." (male)

(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here)

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