Candy Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?" ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer. FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself. DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamgirlie19 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 lol:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 Originally posted by dreamgirlie19 lol:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamgirlie19 Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by vicman i FINALLY posted in the DC!!! and i think you missed it:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by dreamgirlie19 i FINALLY posted in the DC!!! and i think you missed it:rolleyes: i just **officially** saw it this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamgirlie19 Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by vicman i just **officially** saw it this morning you **officially** missed it!i posted the other day in a layo and bushwacka thread, i said soemthing to you and to tiny. i think both of you missed it *cries* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanNYC Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 Originally posted by candyrollx69 BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?" ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer. FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself. DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours! this is actually pretty good and funnypeacejonathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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