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Girls are like finals because....

-you'd rather get an easy one.

-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.

-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.

-the less they have on them the better.

-they suck and/or blow.

-when you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the next one.

-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.

-you have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward.

-nothing about them makes any fucking sense.

-they just lie there and you have to do all the work.

-when you are done you get up and leave.

-good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.

-it's easy to bullshit one.

-masturbation can be more satisfying.

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