HAZE Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Originally posted by DarrellG An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch!!" cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 hehehehehe, I love that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 LOL :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ou812 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I'll give it 2 snaps up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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