unclefester401 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two collegegirls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them threetimes."Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"Man: "What sins?"Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"Man: "I'm Jewish."Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"Man: "I'm telling everybody." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 I think I saw that on TV's Banned Commercials... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 Originally posted by i3itch I think I saw that on TV's Banned Commercials... I just got it forwarded to me, and thought it deserved to be shared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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