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It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days, but here's one

Where not a dirty word is used:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small

tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that

a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the

sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if

that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither

a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of

ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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