t0nythelover Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 Hugh Jasscock aka Squeegeeman was sitting outside Hunter College. It was a warm day in May and the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a dirty peice of manmeat was hanging out the urine stained trench coat of a homeless man dangling in the cool spring breeze. Squeegeeman decided it was time for a smoke, after all dumpster diving does create a bit of an appetite. Fortunately even though Senior Jasscock had no food, he had a cool pack of smokes. As Hugh Jasscock sat down on a bench outside the school (on the corner of 68th and lexington) he noticed that alot of pretty young women had gathered around him. They introduced themselves as sociology majors who had just finished their finals. Never one to be impolite Mr. Jasscock offered them a smoke, they kindly declined. After a brief discussion about college, and life in general, most of the girlies left to take the 6 train home, wherever that may be. As Mr. Jasscock stood up to bid the ladies goodbye his junior johnson peaked out between the flaps of the trenchcoat. There was a slight film over the penis head, a green-whitish funk that could only develop after several weeks of not bathing and rubbing a penis in feta cheese. The unique funk and intimidating sight of the unsprung manwhich meat intrigued on of the students. She stayed behind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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