Homeless Sex 5: Irish you were here (Quoth the Raver)

[t0nythelover]

It all started on a rainy day in may. The clouds gathered gloomily, an omen of doom. The birds stopped singing. The babies stopped crying. The dogs stopped humping. It seems as if all of nature had stopped to witness the event that would change the planet as we know it. This was the day of birth for a creature that scares chinese babies at night. This was the day that the creature of the night would be let loose on the world. To wreak havoc in hard house clubs and trancy bars. The underground had never known such a creature. A monster that could drink pint after pint of guiness and still maintain a slim boyish figure. Can you stalk clubs night after night without any sleep, only to live on alcohol and hard beats? On this rainy day in May, the Irish man was born. Born over six feet tall and 160lbs. the doctors were amazed at seeing a baby this tall, and born with a full head of reddish hair. As the doctor spanked little Mikeys butt he turned and said "Quoth the Raver Nevermore"

Somewhere in another part of town a man was running through the streets. His brown trenchcoat split at the bottom to reveal naked legs wearing mismatched sneakers and a surprisingly large penis considering the owner was cold and wet. "Damn you shriveled balls, must you hinder me so! Like hairy click-clacks bashing in my knees" This mysterious man continued to run towards the hospital. As he ran he looked up into the sky where a large spotlight shone into the dark clouds like an oasis of hope in the nightmare of the city. In the center was the shadow of a squeegee. This was the Squeegeeman signal, and apparently there was trouble that need a solution, wrongs that needed to be righted, and vaginas that needed to be filled, all with a dirty homeless humongo penis named the manwhich!

[t0nythelover]

Time was running short. The homeless lover decided he needed a quicker way to the scene of the trouble. He ran up to a cab stopped at a red light and jumped in. The inhabitants of the car were all very surprised. "Drive biatch" Squeegeeman yelled as he wacked the cab driver across the farhead with his freakishly large penis, leaving a purple mark on the forehead. Wacata! In the back seat there were two young girls. One was thin with black hair, caramel skin and perky breast. She was thin but her breast looked full and firm, nipples showing through her tight triple 5 soul shirt. The other was a bit darker skinned with a fat ass and beautiful big brown eyes. "Um were like going to exit" said the darker skinned girl. "To bad girlies this vehicle is being commandeered by the penis police so please politely suck on these balls" replied the homeless lover. He recoiled his penis from the front seat and waved it around the back. The floppy penis clammy from the wet rain repeatedly wacked the girls in their face. They were hypnotized by it and got into a frenzy. They both fought over the penis mouthing it and licking testicles. The girls ripped their clothes off and started rubbing themselves while pleasuring the dirty homeless Squeegeeman. The cab driver saw this orgy of flesh in the back seat and couldnt keep his eyes off it watching through the mirrors. Suddenly there was a crash. The cab had ran past a red light and crashed into a police car at 35 miles an hour. At that moment the giant penis ejaculated while hanging out the window, cum spurting into the police car. The unconscious police would not be happy waking up to a car accident and victims of ejaculation on their faces...

[sassa]

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[quoth]

Dear fucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!

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