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Rules of Engagement for men/women... Add your own!

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Rules of Engagement... Add your own...

Rule 1. Your friend may never date your sister without first asking permission. If you should so allow him to date her if he fucks her over that is ground for a severe ass kicking.

Rule 2. If you and your wingman are scoping a potential target and she happens to have a busted friend it is your wingmans obligation to jump on the gernade (hit on the ugly girl). If your friend should be to drunk to contain any situation and should happen to end up hooking up with her or worse fucking the beast. You have no right to bring up the situation again without adding the words "he was keep the she beast busy for me" or "he was really drunk and it was really dark."

Rule 3. When consuming massive quantities of alcohol with your friend(s) and you are the most sober it is your job to make sure that your friend(s) dont start hitting on, dancing with, or spending money on anybody they feel they will regret when they are less drunk.

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

Rule 3. When consuming massive quantities of alcohol with your friend(s) and you are the most sober it is your job to make sure that your friend(s) dont start hitting on, dancing with, or spending money on anybody they feel they will regret when they are less drunk.

but then what would you laugh about for months on end?? ;)

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3a. It is your moral obligation to protect your friends, buddies, and male acquaintances from she-beasts as best you can, especially if you are the most sober one in the group.

4. Intoxication, marijuana, ecstasy, or any other foreign substance will not be tolerated as a reason for breaking any of the above rules.HOWEVER, should any sort of resistance be displayed by the guy being saved; i.e., a shove away, ignorance, or a quote like "I'm cool, dude" then the guy is on his own, and at the discretion of all others in the group currently present, the situation becomes a drinking story for months to come.

5. If there is only one guy in the group intoxicated, and he can't interlock his fingers around the she-beast he is dancing with/hooking up with, it will be majority vote of the men present to decide if the guy is worth saving. In the event of a deadlock/tie, the oldest male in the group will have the final say.

6. Atomic Apple's mom is open territory for all who read this. Happy Hunting!!!:laugh: :laugh: ;):D

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Rule 7. If your friend knowingly cock blocks you deadly force is permissible.

Rule 8. When in a club if your wingmen are being chicken shits you have the right to engage a she-beast and make her know that your wingmen are interested in engaging her in a few bed menuvers.

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

Rule 8. When in a club if your wingmen are being chicken shits you have the right to engage a she-beast and make her know that your wingmen are interested in engaging her in a few bed menuvers.

Dude, that's not right!!! :laugh: :laugh:

9. If you hook up with a chick and she takes you home with her, it is still your responsibility to find your way home. Calling your friends the next morning to pick you up is permissable, but not preferred. If the chick is heavier than you are, don't bother. Your friends are still laughing at you.

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