Codica3 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love.After meeting you ... (inside card)I changed my mind. 2. I must admit,You brought religion into my life ... (inside card)I never believed in HellUntil I met you. 3. As the days go by,I think how lucky I am ... (inside card)That you're not hereTo ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion.Before you go ... (inside card)Will you take the knife from my back?You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry ... (inside card)Someone other than you. 6. Happy birthday!You look great for your age ... (inside card)Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together,You said you'd die for me.. . (inside card)Now we've broken up,I think it's timeTo keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (insidecard)What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you ... (inside card)It's almost like you're still here.10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....(inside card)Did you ever find out who the father was?11. You are such a good friendIf we were on a sinking shipAnd there was only one life jacket ... (insidecard)I'd miss you terriblyAnd think of you often.12. Your friends and I wantedto do something really specialfor your birthday. . . . (inside card)So we're having you put to sleep.13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi,and West Virginia).14. Looking back o'er the yearsWe've been together,I can't help but wonder ... (inside card)What was I thinking?15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . (insidecard)Too bad no one likes your husband.16. How could two people as beautiful as you ... (inside card)Have such an ugly baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurolisa Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 :laugh2: :laugh2: THESE ARE SOO FUNNY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted June 3 Author Report Share Posted June 3 Originally posted by eurolisa :laugh2: :laugh2: THESE ARE SOO FUNNY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Imagine getting one? LOL.. I can think of someone for just about every one of those cards that I could give it to.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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