rdancer Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Students at the City of London Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted."The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the arse of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the arse of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted June 11 Author Report Share Posted June 11 The Miracle Of Toilet PaperFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husbanduncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion."If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts."How long will this take?" she asks."They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"He is still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.Stupid, stupid man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sassa Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 :rofl: the first one was funnier....still hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpofk Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 the first one is mad funny but i read a differetn version in fhm magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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