liqidtouch Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.16. When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. 17. Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- guys look like complete idiots in ours. 18. We can be groupies. 19. Male groupies are stalkers. 20. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 21. Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 22. Free drinks. 23. Free dinners. 24. We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay. 25. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. 26. We know the truth about whether size matters. 27. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 28. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex. 29. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 30. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 31. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.32. We have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month.33. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotbarbiedoll Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 That's right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 hotbarbiedollya know i was hoping this would be directed to youbut i couldnt get the sn spelling right-though yo might like it:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotbarbiedoll Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Yeah I figured that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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