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She was Sooooooooooooo blonde....

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre.

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde....

She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde....

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can

because it said, "Concentrate".

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

She studied for a blood test.

She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

She sold the car for gas money.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said,

"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde..

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

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