therunner Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 I made it to level two. Hell Test Level 2 You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teriaki Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Oh sweet jesus... and I was being honest:Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 3 Author Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by teriaki Oh sweet jesus... and I was being honest: Damn dude that sucks. You better live it up while you still have time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by therunner I made it to level two. Hell Test Level 2 You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. i hope you stay there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 3 Author Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by vicman i hope you stay there And where are you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 im 2nd level as well, those questions were making me feel bad too. i thought i was gonna be worse off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 You fuckers aren't being honest with yourselves if you're only at level 2. Thank god I've never been attracted to someone of the same sex, or I'd be at level 9.Jroo, Runner... you guys are liars. You're at least a level 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by teriaki You fuckers aren't being honest with yourselves if you're only at level 2. Thank god I've never been attracted to someone of the same sex, or I'd be at level 9.Jroo, Runner... you guys are liars. You're at least a level 4. There's no way you two were honest. I got level 4 (sorry I didn't copy & paste). And I know I'm pretty damn innocent compared to most of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by tinybutterfli I got level 4. And I know I'm pretty damn innocent compared to most of you You're a damned saint compared to Harry and Lloyd over there. Level 2 my ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 this come to me as no surprise...Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis--------------------------------------------------------------------------------You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by therunner And where are you going? level 0i'm a saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by vicman level 0i'm a saint Ephedro - the patron saint of Ripped Fuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by teriaki You fuckers aren't being honest with yourselves if you're only at level 2. Thank god I've never been attracted to someone of the same sex, or I'd be at level 9.Jroo, Runner... you guys are liars. You're at least a level 4. dude, i was honest, thats probably why i was only a stage two. how about the question where it said would you do your sins again through out life? i put yes to that. thats pretty fucking honest right there, what did you put? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 See I'm not that bad of a person, level 4 for some of you, WOW, I feel much better.Second Level of Hell--------------------------------------------------------------------------------You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by tinybutterfli Ephedro - the patron saint of Ripped Fuel since nobody laughed it up after that. i will :laugh: that was pretty funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 WTF??? I thought I was wayyyyy worse than 4...Fourth Level of Hell--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by revaluation WTF??? I thought I was wayyyyy worse than 4...Fourth Level of Hell--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here. so like, there are no odd levels in hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 I played around with the form a bit. It's really interesting...They do some sort of weighted average on the answers. Even though I was a level 8, and my friend Alex was a level 2, we only had less than 5 different answers. Here are the places we differed:Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend?(Me yes, him no)Have you ever visited or called a psychic?(Me yes, him no) -- (as a joke, a girlfriend and I got our palms read)Do you believe in an afterlife? (me no, him yes)Through God, all things are possible.(I said false, he said true. He meant to put false as well.)Morals are relative. (Me false, him true)A pimp is a good thing to be. (me false, him true)Those were basically the only differences. I think the afterlife, psychic, and the "all things possible" questions are weighted really highly when they take the score.Doesn't change anything though. According to Dante, level 2 isn't any picnic either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Do you believe in an afterlife? (me no, him yes)that could be a major question right there. no afterlife, no religon. so you are a nonbeliever. thus a pagan. so you go to hell and you die!!!!dont worry, im a bastard so ive been cursed since birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 yo, a pimp is a VERY good thing to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 I also answered yes to the question about reading Harry Potter.Damnation for me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 great..."Sixth Level of Hell - The City of DisYou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."at least I have Rocky to hang out with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by crank47 great...at least I have Rocky to hang out with... Come downstairs to the 8th level. We'll have a blast. That Stalin is such a card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Originally posted by crank47 at least I have Rocky to hang out with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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