groovefire Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 DUBAI (Reuters) - In a startling television broadcast which aired on an Arabic-language television channel early this morning, former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein announced a call to trance music, asking all loyal supporters to attend the Paul Van Dyke performance at Boston’s Avalon nightclub this Friday night.Meanwhile, opponents to Hussein, and terrorist organizations generally, will convene at nearby Pravda 116, as protest to the atrocities committed by Hussein and trance music. In response to Hussein, U.S. President George Bush had this to say:“Those who support America, those who support democracy, those who support a peaceful coexistence among the world’s nations must pledge their time, energy and drunkenness to the house music movement of America's own Groovefire at Pravda 116 Friday night. To do otherwise is tantamount to turning a cheek from the worldwide terrors perpetrated by Hussein and trance music.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I guess I am with the dark side then;) Trance is the route of all evil.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Reuters) - Eight people were killed and dozens injured on Wednesday when a speeding car with an 86-year-old man at the wheel barreled for three blocks through a crowded street market in the Los Angeles suburb of Santa Monica. Witnesses said the driver appeared dazed, seemingly in a "trance". Police can only speculate at this time that Paul Van Dyke's self-absorbed CD "Out There And Back", which was heard by many being played loudly from the automobile at the time incident, is at least partly to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 PVD is gonna beat you down when he sees all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 HONG KONG (AFP) - Hong Kong apprently has not rid itself of the SARS epidemic yet, a report released this morning says. The report blames a recent Paul Van Dyke appearance for the return of the illness, staing "Sick trance music breakdowns can, in fact, make you sick." Hong Kong officials are considering an embargo of all European trance DJs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I'm going to get you when I see you tomorrow night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 E Online - Salsa's inimitable queen Celia Cruz, she of the towering vocals and wigs to match, has died, her publicist announced. Her husband of four decades, Pedro Knight, was at her side in their Fort Lee, New Jersey, home when she died Wednesday afternoon. Mr. Knight told E Online that while Celia was no doubt a fighter, she simply could not bare to live in a world with Paul Van Dyke and trance music. Cruz was 77. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 u keep up this trance music bashing and ull be gettin some hate pm's on another board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Best fucking thread EVERAmazing work ToddGod bless America and Pravda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German prosecutors said on Thursday there were no indications that a former U.S. Marine who ran off with a 12-year-old British schoolgirl had sexual relations with her while they were in Germany. A spokeswoman for the state prosecutors office also told journalists that they believe the suspect will be found at the Paul Van Dyke show tomorrow night in Boston, in search of more 12-year-old girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Tropical Storm Danny forms in the Atlantic7/17/2003 5:30 A.M. Matt Newman, MeteorologistTropical Update, The Weather Channel The 2003 Atlantic hurricane season is off to a fast start. Only in two other years have there been four named tropical systems this early on. The reason for the extreme weather this year: TRANCE MUSIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djresident Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 way ahead of the onion on this one, excellent work todd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 :laugh2: :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 :laugh: 5 star thread (sorry hottie epic trance lovers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 The board has been in desperate need of a thread like this! Well done... I knew trance was evil! The German 12 year old one is my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtk4 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 this should be a sticky. Best thread ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 More news to come.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 His eyes are so hypnotic...must.....go.....to.......praaaavdaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 now THAT is a ciiiiiiiiiik ms-paint job! Kaydup, you really are the master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 If you consider yourself a trance fan, you best consider as well the company you are in:HITLER – trance fan.CASTRO – trance fan.WILLIAM ZABKA – star of Karate Kid and Just One of the Guys, number one ’80 movies douche bag, AND trance fan.NOW IS THAT THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONSORT WITH? I DIDN’T THINK SO. SEE YOU AT PRAVDA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by groovefire WILLIAM ZABKA – star of Karate Kid and Just One of the Guys, number one ’80 movies douche bag, AND trance fan. I should've KNOWN that dick listened to trance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 :laugh: :laugh: Just when you think he's hit his peak d:Rew somehow manages to top himself. That thing is freaky though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 We’re so going to sweep the leg tomorrow at Pravda, YEAH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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