georgym Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Damn this feels nice.I even type differently it certainly turns on the horny meter to DANGEROUSLY HIGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 heh.what'd you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 There's this hole-in-the-wall bar on 47th and 8th that serves awesome chicken wings. But today i had chicken parm and a few brewskies....nothin like coming back to work buzzed on a friday afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 i like feeling warm from red wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Love those liquid lunches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I prefer smoking my lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by tunnelbandit I prefer smoking my lunch. that's my after work "special" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by spragga25 Love those liquid lunches! Guinness (or any stout) is perfect for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by gmccookny it certainly turns on the horny meter to DANGEROUSLY HIGH stay away from women in the office that youve been meaning to say something to or find attractive... lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dgmodel drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copahc Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Beers for lunch?F that, I had beers for breakfast this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dgmodel drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... LMAOOOOOOOOOOfucvk i forgot about that....that was maybe the funniest day of my life ....hahaha dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I just puked all over my TPS reports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by fineones LMAOOOOOOOOOOfucvk i forgot about that....that was maybe the funniest day of my life ....hahaha dick one of the last things i remember was calling up all those guys in belgium and fuckin with them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dgmodel one of the last things i remember was calling up all those guys in belgium and fuckin with them... dick that was everyday after 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dgmodel one of the last things i remember was calling up all those guys in belgium and fuckin with them... YOU BETTER NOT FUCK WITH US BELGIANESE hehehe, j/k. but i know Blu. not too far from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 lol we received a lead base of belgian CEO's and etc. and we were calling but one in 15 would speak english, so for every fourteen id call up and be like hi, and whatever and they say something in code or whatever it was they were speaking (maybe belgian genius???) and i say things like fuck you very much, and nice to cock yah, and tell them im coming over to eat the wife and see your dinner... stupid things... to make the morning go by quicker... to be at work at 5am and be on the phone with clients by 6am is a lil exhausting... you know.. thank GOD and myself that shit is over... and slowly the thread gears off track...back on track mofos!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dgmodel drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... LMAO :laugh: small peeshie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dgmodel and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" Damn, I guess it's true what they say. The truth comes out when you're drunk.Hehe...Bro, that's a funny fuckin' story though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 i still cant believe he punched u ...LOL LOL ...i was in shockhahahha u threatene dhim with a cone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by dgmodel drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by dgmodel drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... that's the freakin greatest thing I heard all day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 19 Author Report Share Posted July 19 nice DGIm just surprised that not more of them spoke english?Nowadays, the kids out in Belgium are raised learning 3 languages in school (french, flemish and english). But def. funny story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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