tastyt Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by dgmodel drunk and work is a seriously dangerous combo had an all nighter a while back at blu (its a club in the garden city hotel, had a room to shower and clean up etc.) and never wound up getting any sleep. came into the office drunk as a skunk... and proceeded to yell out "i have the smallest penis in here" and go on the PA system and page non existant employees like "jack mehoff" and "heywood jablome" the same morning i was punched in the face by a gas station attendant, lol if it wasnt for fineones to calm me down and sober me up id be unemployed and have a post count of 50k... WTF??? :laugh: Mmm, the other day we took a co-worker out for a farewell lunch... I had a girlie girlie drink, a strawberry daquiri w/an extra shot of rum... I barely got a buzz from it!!! Meanwhile a co-worker who's like twice my size was giggling like a schoolgirl (and he's a guy)... NO FAIR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by fineones i still cant believe he punched u ...LOL LOL ...i was in shockhahahha u threatene dhim with a cone well i had to protect myself somehow right??? and wouldnt have had to do anything if i wouldnt of had a fuckin lazy, drunk, half asleep co-pilot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by gmccookny nice DGIm just surprised that not more of them spoke english?Nowadays, the kids out in Belgium are raised learning 3 languages in school (french, flemish and english). But def. funny story i think they were just shit leads, and we were pitching CEO's and execs not kids in school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by gmccookny Damn this feels nice.I even type differently it certainly turns on the horny meter to DANGEROUSLY HIGH haha....what lunch? now that i think of it....what breakfast?....and, well, dinner is doubtful. ....it's so good to be soooo naughty sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by solbeam that's the freakin greatest thing I heard all day!! lol, youve been out with me so you can picture it thats the only reason why its funny lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 hehehe indeed...the mental picture alone is great for a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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