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Do You Think U Are Better Then Me Because Your Cats Aren't Gay And Mine Are?


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I HAVE 3 CATS! 2 BOYS AND 1 GIRL! AND MY 2 BOY CATS ARE GAY! THEY ARE WAY TO AFFECTIONATE TOWARDS EACHOTHER AND THEY IGNORE THE GIRL CAT! I'M A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT THIS! I GOT "SERGIO" 1ST ABOUT 6 YEARS AGO FROM THE ASPCA! THEN SOMEONE TOLD ME YOUR CAT LIVES LONGER WHEN HE HAS A FRIEND SO THE FOLLOWING YEAR FOR MY 21ST BDAY I BOUGHT MYSELF "DANTE" HE'S A BURMESE! ANYWAY AT THE TIME I WAS BUSY WORKING AND THE 2 TWO BOYS WERE LEFT HOME ALONE! I'D COME HOME AND DANTE'S NECK WOULD BE BLEEDING! WELL SERGIO WAS HUMPING HIM NOW SINCE EVERYTHING IS A LEARNED BEHAVIOR DANTE WOULD HUMP HIM BACK SOON AFTER WHEN HE GOT OLDER! WELL THIS BEHAVIOR ENRAGED ME! THEREFORE I GOT BOTH OF THEM FIXED AND NOW NO ONE IS HUMPING ANYONE! THEN I FOUND "LUCIA" THE GIRL CAT IN THE PNC ART CENTER PARKING LOT AND ADOPTED HER! SHE IS VERY AFFECTIONATE! BOTH HER AND SERGIO LOOK FOR ME... I'M MOMMY TO THEM! BUT "DANTE" SEES "SERGIO" AS MOMMY! DANTE COMES OVER TO ME ONCE IN A WHILE! ITS A LITTLE UPSETTING!:(

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Originally posted by kostaP

Did any of you actually read that.....I got 8 words deep and then the A.D.D kicked in and I read the short responses mocking er. Much more entertaining than the story Im sure.

No offense to you housediva

IT WAS DARK COMEDY! HAPPY B-DAY BY THE WAY! ;)
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