piro8 Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO > >PLAY CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS > >FROM TERRY'S WIFE. > > > >MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK > >IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT > >TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE > >SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO > >GET A DRINK OF WATER. > > > >TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE > >KITCHEN AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE > >SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID, "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN > >THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500". > > > >SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID > >O.K.. SHE SAID SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 > >BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL > >SEE YOU THEN". > > > >THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID > >HER, THEN HE LEFT. > > > >LATER TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HASMIKE BEEN OVER > >HERE TODAY"? SHE SAID THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, > >"AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES. > > > >TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?" > > > >SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID. > > > >TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB > >THIS MORNING AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS > >EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Originally posted by piro8 ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO > >PLAY CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS > >FROM TERRY'S WIFE. > > > >MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK > >IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT > >TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE > >SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO > >GET A DRINK OF WATER. > > > >TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE > >KITCHEN AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE > >SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID, "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN > >THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500". > > > >SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID > >O.K.. SHE SAID SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 > >BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL > >SEE YOU THEN". > > > >THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID > >HER, THEN HE LEFT. > > > >LATER TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HASMIKE BEEN OVER > >HERE TODAY"? SHE SAID THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, > >"AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES. > > > >TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?" > > > >SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID. > > > >TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB > >THIS MORNING AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS > >EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU. > > :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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