stephanie74 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always soundgood but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series ofpromises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ....I will get you drunk and will help you plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick, ....stay away from me until you're well again. I don'twant whatever you have.8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 I like #8!!! LOLHi Steph!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancerbar Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by xrapturex I like #8!!! LOLHi Steph!! i like #8 too, thanks tiggs, i am gonna pass this along via with full credit to you of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 Hey girlie...how are ya??? My girlfriend emailed that to me I pissed myself...lololthanks dancebar...hope to see ya guys soon : )xoxoox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Hey Chickie!I missed you guys this weekend? You coming out soon?Diane is finally making an appearance on saturday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 Hey girl..I think we might make an appearance this weekend not sure though did a pretty banged up job on ourselves from Thursday-Sunday!! Riggs and Tiggs are going to take it easy...but we will see if we do I will give ya a call....tell Dibs hello for me!! : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Okie Dokie! Gimme a buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 will do..xoxoxoxo see ya soon my boppin buddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 I love the first one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by stephanie74 will do..xoxoxoxo see ya soon my boppin buddie Yup Yup!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 The first one cracked me up....that is my girl for yatalk to your fine ass jill xoxo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 ahhhh.........Tigger loves #8....Love laughin at each other's fumbles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 I do...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 or even #3...wink wink!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 LMFAO!!!!!On point as always Tigger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 I know...arent I???check your email about your parents.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 email is down... trying to get the shiznit fixed now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 otay....puddin'allegies are killing me soooooooooooo bad!!!going to doc in a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Still in a coma from last night...hahaha...good times...Nip and Tuck... soft porn at its best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by stephanie74 Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always soundgood but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series ofpromises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ....I will get you drunk and will help you plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick, ....stay away from me until you're well again. I don'twant whatever you have.8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! now that was one of the best things i have ever read...thanxyes bus...nip/tuck is a great show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 I know right!! When my girl sent this to me I died laughing...Nip/Tuck what a turn on!!! yummy!!! Hey any Sex Addicts out there???OOh pick me!!!!Hump drunk is good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Hump drunk indeed...LMFAO!!!Hurting on the ride to work today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 lol its so good when it touches your lips!!!! so choiceyummy times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 yummy... to say the least...How fucking fun are we??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie74 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 fun and hot...yes yes yes yes yes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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