jamiroguy1 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Ok this is gonna sound strange...Many moons ago, I started reading the paper on the toilet and pretty much mentally conditioned myself into needing to read something...anything while I "number 2. Wether it's a shampoo bottle, toothpaste...directions for dental floss, whatever... as long as my eyes are moving across some letters, everything comes out fine.I was recently was told that this is a "male" thing and ladies don't do that? You mean to tell me, that women don't read when there on the pooper? I know poopin is such an intimate topic and may offend some people... but it's a natural thang... Even the pope has to take a shit... I wonder what he reads on the toilet? So here's my question:Who needs to read while they...well, you know..."number 2" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 i read whatever is handy at the moment. if it's going to be a long one i purposeley take reading material with me to aid me while i take care of business. comic books, magazines, the back of shampoo bottles, credit card bills... etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 I don't want to be in there any longer than I have to. I've never understood anyone sitting in there reading the paper. Finish up already and get the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by teriaki I don't want to be in there any longer than I have to. I've never understood anyone sitting in there reading the paper. Finish up already and get the fuck out. Amen...Preach on. It is totally a guy thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kken Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by merkie Amen...Preach on. It is totally a guy thing. are you insinuating that teriaki is not a guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by kken are you insinuating that teriaki is not a guy? thanks a bunch merkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 i experiment on the pooper, here's one you can try on your chair then try it on the pooper . . .while sitting in your chair make clockwise circles with your right foot . . .while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand . . .what direction is your foot going . . .now try this the next time you take a dump and see what results you get . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by teriaki thanks a bunch merkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by eggmok i experiment on the pooper, here's one you can try on your chair then try it on the pooper . . .while sitting in your chair make clockwise circles with your right foot . . .while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand . . .what direction is your foot going . . .now try this the next time you take a dump and see what results you get . . . whoa! that was freaky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 egg's always a freak:rolleyes: sitting on the can is definitely a guy thing. i had an ex who'd read maxim and crutchfield catalogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by MadamMillie egg's always a freak:rolleyes: sitting on the can is definitely a guy thing. i had an ex who'd read maxim and crutchfield catalogs You know, Maxim is an excellent toilet read...although I need a good long thought provoking article when I'm on the pooper. Somethng like US News & World report...or maybe I'll polish off a few chapters of War & Peace while I give birth to my brown baby boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by vicman credit card bills... etc. Ummmm...i wipe my ass with those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershoes Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by MadamMillie egg's always a freak:rolleyes: sitting on the can is definitely a guy thing. i had an ex who'd read maxim and crutchfield catalogs same here - my ex was always reading something or other. i just dont get it. us girls, we get to the point and get out. i would much prefer to spend my time alone in on the couch or in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by silvershoes same here - my ex was always reading something or other. i just dont get it. us girls, we get to the point and get out. i would much prefer to spend my time alone in on the couch or in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by silvershoes same here - my ex was always reading something or other. i just dont get it. us girls, we get to the point and get out. i would much prefer to spend my time alone in on the couch or in bed. One of my ex's used to read on the toilet. I thought it was cute when she'd grab a newspaper and run off to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by MadamMillie egg's always a freak:rolleyes: puuhhlease, you're the one that wears sunglasses when you go out . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by eggmok puuhhlease, you're the one that wears sunglasses when you go out . . . that's just so the cops don't recognize her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by silvershoes same here - my ex was always reading something or other. i just dont get it. us girls, we get to the point and get out. i would much prefer to spend my time alone in on the couch or in bed. no, girls don't poop. what are u talking about? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheekeetika Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 I think reading while your on the potty is definitely a guy thing, I go in do my duty and get out...no need to revel in the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by cheekeetika I think reading while your on the potty is definitely a guy thing, I go in do my duty and get out...no need to revel in the experience. well.. you don't know what your missing... It'll change your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheekeetika Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by jamiroguy1 well.. you don't know what your missing... It'll change your life. I'm gonna have to try...i'm not into the girlie mags, so I guess Maxim or FHM will do the trick...what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 loltv guide also works wonders! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by cheekeetika I'm gonna have to try...i'm not into the girlie mags, so I guess Maxim or FHM will do the trick...what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 I have been reading my CLEP exam study guides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchapella Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 i don't get the reading thing either. . .but who else has a problem going number two anywhere other than their bathroom at home? when i lived on campus, i used to leave class and run all the way back to my dorm. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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