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dgrutman

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this is what I got:

THE NEWS THAT NERVE IS FOR SALE ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED !...

...and, yes, life in Clubland is never boring !

True to this age-old tradition, a few days ago we couldn't help but noticing a massive e-mail blast from DJ Michael Storms trying to sell his share (24.5%) at Nerve Lounge.

So, why would he do that ?

Well, in case you wonder, a few months ago, the other partners of the club decided that their quality of life would be a lot better without the wisdom of Michael's insights and the extreme pleasure of his wit and company...

On that occasion, they also passed on the opportunity to acquire his stake in this fine establishment, and this is exactly what Michael is trying to sell right now.

We, the Nerve family, find it particularly endearing when he says 'great opportunity to work with some of the top most experienced people in the business today'. Michael is always so excessively generous in his appreciation of others... How could we thank him enough ?

So, if any of you out there would like to partner-up with the Nerve lifestyle, with free parties, free admission and free drinks, be welcome ! There are tremendous existential rewards in this endeavor !...

...because Life in Clubland is never boring !...

The Nerve Family

AND THIS FREE-WHEELING, DEVIL-MAY-CARE LIFESTYLE OF NERVE IS PERFECTLY EVIDENT IN THE SUPERB SCHEDULE OF EVENTS COMING UP !

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i would hardly call 75k cashing out with a big payday .........than again you did not have $3500 for the bushwacker show so why would you have 75k.............life is always good from the cheapo seats right!!!!!!.................

same go's for mr grutman ............stick to your cube at opium where you have a "job"................

anyway its only a few dollars , so why don't you wanna be back seat club owners step up and write a check.....................so you can party with your sobe hero's and all the "new jacks"

Nerve Lounge / Nightclub - For Sale - (South Beach, FL)

NERVE LOUNGE

247 23rd street

Miami beach, FL 33139

Full Partner forced to sell his shares immediately

(Asking price $75,000.00 - Cash Only)

Club is open, staffed, and fully operational

10 yr. lease

4cop liquor license (till 5am)

5,000 sq. feet + offices

Steve Dash - Phazon Sound System

Full Comar Lighting System

Fully Stocked With Liquor

Everything Top Of The Line

We have just invested over 600k cash into club! Needs nothing, great opportunity for someone who wants to get into the Nightclub business for pennies on the dollar

Hang with models, world class DJ's and celebrities, conduct business meetings, nothing beats the elite few who can say they own a prestigious nightspot in the Florida, south beach market

Your welcome to stop by the club at anytime to see the operation, but the staff is unaware of a pending sale so please don't call the club or speak to any employees in reference to this E-mail - Direct any questions to me via E-mail and I will answer everything

Please serious inquiries only!

For more information please E-mail

All of your contact information (full name, Phone #, E-mail, etc.)

To NerveMiami@aol.com

Please forward this E-mail if you have an associate who may be interested

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