bigpoppanils Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 taken from craigslist....Is my dog gay? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reply to: anon-15075153@craigslist.orgDate: Mon Aug 18 20:40:37 2003I really like to have my ass licked, but my girlfriend refuses to do it. So, when I am alone with my dog, I smear peanut butter all over my ass and let my dog lick away. He really seems to enjoy it. A little too much. I am worried about him. I think he might be gay. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Copyright © 2003 craigslisthttp://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/15075153.html :what: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 it's not the dog u should be worried about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted August 24 Author Report Share Posted August 24 To the guy defecating on my front lawn - 33 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reply to: anon-14380540@craigslist.orgDate: Sun Aug 03 00:05:43 2003You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle". To my horror, you dropped your pants and took what can only be described as a fecal explosion, against the side of my building. And if that wasn't enough to shock me to my very core, YOU PULLED YOUR PANTS BACK UP, without so much as a leaf-wipe, and merrily went on your way. We have all faced this before; we knew we were not going to make it home, or the gas station attendant was fantasizing he's a feudal lord or, even worse, we were on our first date and the bathroom was situated practically next to the headboard of the bed. So, in a mad scramble to get to a safety zone, we gambled and lost. But, Dude, against the side of my apartment? You're better than that. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around Beachwood Cyn --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Copyright © 2003 craigslisthttp://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/14380540.htmli love craigslist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 Originally posted by bigpoppanils To the guy defecating on my front lawn - 33 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reply to: anon-14380540@craigslist.orgDate: Sun Aug 03 00:05:43 2003You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle". To my horror, you dropped your pants and took what can only be described as a fecal explosion, against the side of my building. And if that wasn't enough to shock me to my very core, YOU PULLED YOUR PANTS BACK UP, without so much as a leaf-wipe, and merrily went on your way. We have all faced this before; we knew we were not going to make it home, or the gas station attendant was fantasizing he's a feudal lord or, even worse, we were on our first date and the bathroom was situated practically next to the headboard of the bed. So, in a mad scramble to get to a safety zone, we gambled and lost. But, Dude, against the side of my apartment? You're better than that. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around Beachwood Cyn --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Copyright © 2003 craigslisthttp://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/14380540.htmli love craigslist noow this guy is probably gonna blame it on a dog.u know like "OMG this looks like the work of the dog of the guy in apt. # 112" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore it's not the dog u should be worried about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 what exactly are you searching for on craigs list??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 I had to shit, i'm sorry. And I did twist my ankle, thanks for noticing..Sincerly,The Shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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