notallthere666 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Ever since i learned these rules my life has been better. Learn them. Im not kidding. No. 1: must be strong in mind and spiritWhen idiots talk inferior shitBrush it off when you hear itNever fear itDon't put a knife to a broadCause the penis is mightier than the swordPeep the metaphorYou'll find moreCats invaded your crib with nickel-plated38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidatedYou must play past the devils trickeryPrison, liquor and hits of ENicotine and chicks with V.D.No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at onceA freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stuntMust handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdnessIntelligence but never with an iron-fistNo. 3: only fuck with a bitch when you're both clickin'Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickens4: must withstand all criticismCause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin'jizzmIt's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicismThat it's wrong but it isn'tNo. 5: never let a female be equal with youEqual right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soonRefuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you chooseDo not accept: if you do me, I'll do youShe was put on earth to serve menShe may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you thenOnly animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and catsFemales know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats6: you'll use violence in self-defenseTo protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knifeOnly strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality's lightToss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf clubBreak a mirror over her head but never make her draw bloodYou can start flippin'Grippin' her like a victimBut never start hittin'This is called the king pimp's whippin'No. 8: since cleanliness is next to godlinessYou must keep your hygiene clean regardlessA shower a day'll do and keep your physical beingIn the best condition possible it could be inNo. 9: you're never stingy, greedy, thrifty or cheapWhen it comes to you and your peepsYou owe yourself the best treatsNo. 10: never sweat when a bitch leaves you knowingThe story of a man's life, a bitch coming and one goingThey come better the next timeThey only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always abetter kind11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unlessYou're fortunate enough to get re-electedAnd if she leaves before her term is up, she faked itCause she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway, kidLet her fuck with the other 51 pimp-types, they're better for herWelfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera12: there's leaders and followersA king pimp never follows a hollow-headed dick swallowerOr a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollarsEven a scholarOf Cabala doesn't get followedThe only one that got it like that solid is god, kidCause he's brolicy, understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shitFollow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cupsBitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-upThe respect these bitches will have for you will be sacredSlut, pay up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 thank u, confusi-on!ur knowledge is deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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