mrtiddles Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Let's all masturbate at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 How about this one, let's play why don't you get a life:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoisdead Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 how bout we have acircle jerkok everybody here are the stepsCIRCLE JERKCOUNT STEP 1 Touch R toe (toe points in) next to L 2 Touch R heel (toe points out) next to L 3&4 Shuffle in place R,L,R 5 Touch L toe (toe points in) next to R 6 Touch L heel (toe points out) next to R 7&8 Shuffle in place L,R,L 9 Step R in place 10 Scuff L next to R 11 Step L forward 12 Scuff R next to L 13 Step R forward 14 Scuff L next to R 15 Step L forward 16 Scuff R next to L 17 Large step R back 18 Large step L back to original line of dance 19&20 Shuffle in place R,L,R 21 Step L to the L 22 Step R next to the L 23&24 Shuffle in place L,R,L 25 Step R forward 26 Pivot on both feet half-turn to the left 27 Step R forward 28 Pivot on both feet 1/2-turn to the left 29 Step R to the right 30 Cross L behind R 31 Step R to the right 32 Hop on R with half-turn to the right 33 Step L to the left 34 Cross R behind L 35 Step L to the left 36 Hop on L with half-turn to the left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoisdead Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 this conversation was recently over heard at the lame ass paul is a dyk i play the same old tired shit showyes i have a photo genic mindFrat Boy Circle Jerk!It was a Saturday night at college. In the house where I lived we studiedhard but we also played hard. It was getting close to the end of term andthe tension was high - getting those term papers done and getting the last ofthe assignments finished. But for Saturday night, it was put away the booksand party away.We had pulled out the beer and played some drinking games. Each of us weregetting blitzed and really raunchy. The guys were really horney and eachneeded some relief badly. One guy suggested a new game "Cookies and Cream"."What's that" asked Carl?Mark answered "it's a special game guarenteed to let you shoot your load andjerk off together". "In the center of the circle is a pile of oreo cookieson a plate. Each must jerk off and shoot his load on the plate and coat thecookies with his cum.""So what's the contest and what are the cookies for" asked Carl?"Well" said Mark, "the deal is that the last to shoot his load must eat thespecial dessert of cookies and cream". "Anyone not man enough to play?"asked Mark.With that remark, no one was willing to back away from that challenge and noone wanted to lose. We were fiercely competitive in the classroom and in thehouse.The plate of oreos was placed onto the floor. We each stood around it andunzipped our jeans and took out our cocks. Here were eight guys all withgood sized cocks, all jerking off together and working themselves to afrenzy, each wanting to be first to shoot their cum on the target.The headiness and smell of all that cock and precum was thick. It was quitea site - all that hard throbbing meat being jerked, each of us checking theother cocks out, wanting to see how close they were to cumming. We werereally jerking it hot and hard.Mark was soon the first to shoot his load out, pouring his cum onto theplate and I was right behind him. Seeing those two loads of hot, spewing cumcoat the cookies brought the others close behind. Each shooting his load infront of the others - the words and groaning were heavy.Dave was the last to shoot his load. He had lost the contest. Mark said"well Dave, you get the cookies and cream tonight", go for it!!". Dave sortof looked at us all, took a deep breath and then lifted the plate up. Withthat he smelled the cookies and the coagulation of cum from all of the guysand then wolfed down the delicacy of the cookies and cream.And from there the partying continued through out the night and the gamescontinued through out the rest of our college days together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 fuckin gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtk4 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Thats a lot of reading, are there cliff notes available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Mrtiddles = Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Mrtiddles = technoisdead = all the other new fucking turds that have signed up and come to this board within the past day.... It's the same fucking person, fucking psycho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Mrtiddles loves losing at cookies and cream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoisdead Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 u smaat, no knot reeleOriginally posted by prplhz Mrtiddles = technoisdead = all the other new fucking turds that have signed up and come to this board within the past day.... It's the same fucking person, fucking psycho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoisdead Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 i nice 2 u, i give u karate chop wit no msgohhhh, knot so fastyou get 2ewww ka-ra-te chopsoneご入会受付後、最短当日中または翌営業日中にシティバンクカードとカード確認書（入会申込書）を発送します。カード確認書は、ご捺印またはサインのうえ早急に弊社までご返送ください。（確認書到着前は、カードはご利用できません。） 確認書到着後、翌日よりシティバンクカードでショッピングがご利用いただけます。 お急ぎの場合は、オンラインヘルプデスク（0120－50－8641）までご連絡ください。twoご入会受付後、最短当日中または翌営業日中にシティバンクカードとカード確認書（入会申込書）を発送します。カード確認書は、ご捺印またはサインのうえ早急に弊社までご返送ください。（確認書到着前は、カードはご利用できません。） 確認書到着後、翌日よりシティバンクカードでショッピングがご利用いただけます。 お急ぎの場合は、オンラインヘルプデスク（0120－50－8641）までご連絡ください。Originally posted by prplhz Mrtiddles = technoisdead = all the other new fucking turds that have signed up and come to this board within the past day.... It's the same fucking person, fucking psycho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumguy03 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Excuse me, Sir... Will you shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoisdead Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 absolutely not :hat: :hat: :hat: :hat: Originally posted by sumguy03 Excuse me, Sir... Will you shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blumpkin Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by prplhz Mrtiddles = technoisdead = all the other new fucking turds that have signed up and come to this board within the past day.... It's the same fucking person, fucking psycho! i bet you have a huggggggggggggggggggge dildo up your ass right now you fucking homo prplhz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemartinez Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by prplhz Mrtiddles = technoisdead = all the other new fucking turds that have signed up and come to this board within the past day.... It's the same fucking person, fucking psycho! Got a problem with new people? Is this your personal board? I think not.What's wrong?? Didn't daddy love you as a child? Or did daddy love you too much?? Did your older brother butt rape you with a broom handle? Is this why you are so confrontational? You should really just give in to your gay sexual desires. You'll finally come to terms with what is really the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Read her gender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 :laugh: :laugh: Calling prplhz a homo. You trolls are fucking IDIOTS! Gender: female. Is that so hard to figure out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemartinez Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads :laugh: :laugh: Calling prplhz a homo. You trolls are fucking IDIOTS! Gender: female. Is that so hard to figure out? Then how about we just call you one then? is that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by mikemartinez Then how about we just call you one then? is that better? nice comeback dood. That all you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by mikemartinez Then how about we just call you one then? is that better? OMG!!! LOL!!! LOLOLOL!!! LMAO!!! LMFAO!!! ROFL!!! ROFLMAO!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemartinez Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads nice comeback dood. That all you got? I've got your mom's lips on my dick right now. That make you feel better? Don't worry, I'll shoot down her throat so no one will notice it on her face.Don't get jealous now, I'll save some for you later. Just make sure you bring the K-Y heat gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Mike way to pull out the mother joke! Quality.When I see my 8 yr old cousin I will ask him for a real zinger to get you back with.Keep up the good work!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 So mother jokes are the best you can do huh? Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemartinez Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by kaydup Mike way to pull out the mother joke! Quality.When I see my 8 yr old cousin I will ask him for a real zinger to get you back with.Keep up the good work!! I got some poopy jokes for ya as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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