revaluation Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 as proposed by Reval (R-MD); which was referred to the Committee on All things Tribal, and in addition to the Committees on the Sound, and Technology and the EDM Inclined, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, the Chairman, the DJ, the Music, and Me, in each case for consideration of such provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned. this Act shall be forthwith known as the 'Funky Beats Awareness Act of 2003'Section 416 of the Referral of Genres Act (21 U.S.C. 856) is amended by adding at the end the following:c) (1)and when referring to 'beats' (as defined in precededing sections), whether they be 'sick', 'tribal', 'hard', 'mad', or 'nutty', must also, when any of the above adjetives are used, be reffered to as 'funky'. (2) and in such context as one may be showing gratiude to a dj, artist, or other such performer, we mandate that the adjetive 'funky' must be in place when describing the beats which are being appreciated.d) whomever shall be found in violation of this law shall be fined not more than $500,000 or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both. If the defendant is an organization, the fine imposable for the offense is not more than $2,000,000.'.The act is hearby delivered to Committee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 motion to censor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shadygroovedc Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vicman motion to censor Denied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vicman Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Denied. by whom? i'm a mod. where is eggslut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vicman by whom? i'm a mod. where is eggslut? You're not on this committee. Actually, you can't even vote. You're an illegal alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shadygroovedc Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vicman No sense crying about it. You knew the rules when you snuck across the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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revaluation Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 very well, I think there was corum, the motion was seconded and the 'Ay's have it. Heretofore, beats shall be 'funky'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by revaluation very well, I think there was corum, the motion was seconded and the 'Ay's have it. Heretofore, beats shall be 'funky'. Doesn't this have to go to the floor for a vote? Or is this just a committee ruling. Cause I'd like to add a rider to this motion before it goes to the floor and propose that we ban all Mexicans named "Vic". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Doesn't this have to go to the floor for a vote? Or is this just a committee ruling. Cause I'd like to add a rider to this motion before it goes to the floor and propose that we ban all Mexicans named "Vic". Second!..oops, I mean Segundo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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