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Originally posted by nybeauty

2:12 sorry to hear that u had a bad night lauren

thinking if i should go out for a lil bit

4:30 ..bad isn't the word for it...horrendous is more like it

call me later i'll tell you about it...hope you had a good night last night

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Originally posted by Destiny

4:30 ..bad isn't the word for it...horrendous is more like it

call me later i'll tell you about it...hope you had a good night last night

4:40 ima call u when i get off the internet, my night was ok

this weather made me stay home today :blank:

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