teriaki Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Where is everyone today? This is boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Hello , is it me you're looking for?I can see it in your eyes , I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide 'Cause you know just what to say and you know just what to doAnd I want to tell you so much , I love youI long to see the sunlight in your hair And tell you time and time again , how much I care Sometimes I feel my heart will overflowHello , I've just got to let you know 'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you doAre you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying , I love youHello , is it me you're looking for?'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you doAre you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying , I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlhopeful Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 "hello (hello, hello....) is there anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kken Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by crank47 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 this thread is and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by girlhopeful "hello (hello, hello....) is there anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home" there'll be no moreAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBut you may feel a little sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she must scream. That is why her head is so big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 My cat's breath smells like cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by nourishmentIf a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."Kids will believe anything...when i was a kid, i used to make my eyes look cross eyed (boredom), so my mom told me that if its windy outside and i did that, i would be stuck like that forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by iamme Kids will believe anything...when i was a kid, i used to make my eyes look cross eyed (boredom), so my mom told me that if its windy outside and i did that, i would be stuck like that forever. Wow. Your mom is dumb.It's when it's raining outside, not windy. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershoes Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by teriakiWow. Your mom is dumb.It's when it's raining outside, not windy. Duh. I beg to differ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by teriaki Hello , is it me you're looking for?I can see it in your eyes , I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide 'Cause you know just what to say and you know just what to doAnd I want to tell you so much , I love youI long to see the sunlight in your hair And tell you time and time again , how much I care Sometimes I feel my heart will overflowHello , I've just got to let you know 'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you doAre you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying , I love youHello , is it me you're looking for?'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you doAre you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying , I love you deja vuhttp://www.ezdreamer.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=33320&referrerid=3263 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by silvershoes When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. you so crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by teriaki you so crazy. You mean "you are so crazy", right? Or were you doing the whole Martin Lawrence "oh ma goodness" thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kken Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by jamiroguy1 You mean "you are so crazy", right? Or were you doing the whole Martin Lawrence "oh ma goodness" thing? he thinks he's got soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by kken he thinks he's got soul. One of my favorite parts of the movie High Fidelity is when a customer asks John Cusak "Do you have soul?" as he's slumped over the counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by kken he thinks he's got soul. He does know lionel ritchie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershoes Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teriaki Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by jamiroguy1 He does know lionel ritchie. Barry's Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday. Barry: Yea we have it. Barry's Customer: Well, can I have it? Barry. No, actually, you can't. Barry's Customer: Why not?! Barry: God! Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh... is she in a coma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by silvershoes If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. This reminds me of a quote... I once heard."If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around to hear it, will it make a noise when it hits the ground?" or was it a tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershoes Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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